Spike

Southampton have one hell of a team for next season. Lovren and Wanyama. Clever signings. Really? He had his worst season yet. Even Gab Marcotti agrees with me! Absolutely awful he was.

I hope there are no Faroese Chelsea supporters. Because it could be quite awkward for them if Zlatan joins.

And due to the a conversation I've just had with rmpr:

No beard? Heresy.

His dad is English, born in London Tiago was.

Homophobic comments.

Off topic, but you'll find that most nationalities outside of the UK & Ireland, Australia and New Zealand don't really understand our banter. Hell I find that northern Englishmen struggle with it. No humour up there. On topic, Lewa is a bitch. It's like if Everton became title contenders through clever transfer on a stringy budget and youth players but another club ( Chels, Mam Utd) came in slinking cash everywhere that Everton can't compete with.

He also played pretty well off the field, if I recall. He just couldn't stop scoring.

Aaah, thats brilliant on two fronts. One you've already mentioned and the other Strootman isn't joining United.

AWFUL More along the lines: Fucking top transfer mate. This Schwarzer cunt is bloody great keeper. With him between the sticks no cunt will score against Chels. That Ruddy cunt can just fuck off back from he came from, useless cunt. On ya, Mark.

Tears to my eye.

Do people not realise that he wants to leave England? Quotes and sources: http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2013/may/31/luis-suarez-wants-leave-liverpool http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/luis-suarez-liverpool-striker-announces-1924034 "I don't feel comfortable here any more." Here as in England. Why would anyone want a player who wants away from the country? Is it really desirable to have a potential Tevez situation here? The last thing the club needs is some whiney tart going on holiday to Uruguay every month to play table tennis.

Already talk of him in Chelsea's first team? Well I already look like a tit!

Well the situations are completely different, aren't they? PSG met the release clause which Chelsea refused to. It's not like Cavani was given the choice of which club he joined.

Bale - Villa - Lennon Paulinho - Dembele Sandro Ekotto - Vertonghen - Kaboul - Walker Lloris Good team, a bit annoying actually that Twattenham has put together such a decent squad.

Why does Chelsea need to get him?

Nooo, he should have stayed at West Brom. It's not like they are rolling around in world class forwards. He could have made the first team in a few seasons.

Hella old. Used to be about Cristiano Ronaldo. I really can't wait to see Neymar in action for Barcelona. Very excited, I hope Chelsea draw Barcelona in the Champions League. It would be perfect given Mourinho's return, Neymar's arrival and the rivalry between the two clubs. I better forget about before I get too pumped for something that may not happen!

I don't think Rooney would join Barcelona, maybe as a last escape from ManUtd but his preference would be to stay in England. Just imagine him trying to learn a second language. Nobody would understand that thick scouse accent.

Why sign someone that wants to get the hell out of the country ASAP? I foresee a Tevez golfing in Argentina situation.

Six or seven. Yes I do believe that.

If he loves Liverpool so much why did he leave in the first place?

I had a dream last night. Daniele De Rossi joined PSG and TC went into meltdown.

Wow, that's intense. Seems like something out of the middle ages...

What does everyone think about Watford's exploitation of the loan rules? 8 players from Udinese! Eight players!