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HE LOVES PORTUGUESE WINE HE LOVES PORTUGUESE WINNING HE LOVES ENGLISH LONDON FC CHELSEA JOSE JOSE JOSE

MY EGYPTIAN HERO WITH PACE, POWER AND A BIT OF CHEEK EGYPTIAN PHARAOH POWER WILL SCORE AGAINST LIVERPOOL IT'S WRITTEN IN THE STARS #KOPPITESAREGOBSHITES

I DIDN'T WATCH THIS MATCH BECAUSE I WAS FAR TOO DRUNK AND BLOATED TO STAY UP PAST 9:30PM. HOWEVER I DID SEE THIS BEAUTY: GOL GOL GOLOLOLOL MESSI MESSI MESSI

HAZARD HAS THE KUNG FU HUSTLE DRIBBLING TEKKERS THAT WIN MATCHES AND RUB THE TUB WITH SCRUBS #RESPECT #CAPSLOCK #LEGEND

BEST WINGER IN THE LEAGUE GG NO RE MOYES HAS WON THE LEAGUE FUCK

AHAHA WHAT A WANKER. WAYNE ROONEY HAS THE CLUB WRAPPED AROUND HIS LITTLE FINGER.

WHY?

I wonder if most people would rather win as a squad player than lose as a key player?

David Moyes has a face that begs to be assaulted.

Yeah...nah. You are winding people up. Have you ever considered that it isn't your opinion winding people up but the fact the you are a bit of a wanker? Like for instance you holier than thou inference by using the cliche 'grow up' is a wanky thing to do. I addressed you nicely and I gave you a fair chance, but lo and behold how you react. Well if you want to treat me like a child, I suppose I'll do the same to you. That's all I have to say in this thread if you wish to continue this further message me.

@JayC, If you continue to wind up the members of this forum you will face a warning or worse. Thanks.

I was talking to a girl I like on Skype and I was quite enjoying it. Then I clicked on this thread and my smile disappeared.

Nah. It'll be funny. It'll also be funny watch him play well only for his team to sit around mid-table.

Manchester United can suck a BBC is they think they are getting this lad. Not having it.

Well at least he didn't do a Gallas!

Mourinho is making his team at Chelsea. Signing the players he likes and clearing out all the deadwood. Sure we've lost De Bruyne and Juan Mata but hopefully this will be a boost to the collective. If a LB (Luke Shaw) and a CF are picked up during the next window, the team will be very close to be complete. Hopefully Marco van Ginkel can make an impact after his terrible knee injury. Van Ginkel at the time of his injury was getting decent game time hopefully that doesn't change next season.

I just wanna know if the Manc Cunts are taking the piss? Why Mata? No, forget that, why are they buying a forward? They need a solid midfielder and a few defenders not another flair player. Where is he going to play? They don't use a #10 and when they do it's a mix of Rooney and Van Persie. He is just going to get lumped on the wings like Kagawa. Idiotic transfer for everyone in involved. At least Chels get a profit.

This is a sharp shock to my soft side.

Brasil look weird in white shorts.

I'd be absolutely fine with hocking Mata to a club like Real Madrid in the Summer. This however, is not right.

Get Andriy Yarmolenko instead. Case solved.

lol Torres, I know it's off topic but I'm just following the motion of the thread. My hate has gone full circle with him. I used to despise Torres but now I love him. I've learnt to embrace the hilarity that is FT9.

He isn't a pace whore one dimensional player like Sinclair. Sinclair would have been rubbish regardless of club. I'd take Lallana if he was to be given a solid chance.

Yes a team comprised of CRonaldo, Bale, Benzema, Di Maria, Isco, Alonso, Marcelo, Varane, Khedira, Casillas, Ramos, Modric can hardly be expected to win a single trophy.

It will feel so wrong to be selling a player to a rival. I almost want to avoid the truth of it for a few days but I know that's impossible given that warnings will be need to handed out left, right and centre as the weight of the situation settles in. People will go insane.