MikeCFC

I don't mean to split hairs G,but did you mean a tax disc holder?.I refuse to believe there was actually a tax disc inside it.

Nah,was trawling for a decent link to watch the game last night,but i'm not in the slightest bit surprised at the Liverpool banner in the caravan.

Ahhh bless.My heart really bleeds for them!.

Expect Essien to be ordered to shake Suarez's hand before the game,even though he didn't play in that disgraceful world cup game. I'd rather see Essien rip Suarez's hand off!.

I say keep Alex and only play him against the Goons.He always seems to fuck them up,even when he was at PSV(on loan)

No motivation needed for this one Esk,and i agree with throwing Torres and Luiz straight in with maybe Ivanovic returning to his much prefered RB position.Expect Sky Sports News to have a countdown clock on Sunday Morning and a 6 hour build-up on Sky Sports.

To be confirmed

Guys,this is the Metro we're talking about A 'paper' that is free of charge and a paper i only read on the Bus to deprive me of boredom or nutting a smelly passenger,or the Bus driver for being a cunt. Would be very foolish to sell Alex.Unberfuckinglievable!

No4.Does that mean he'll go straight ahead of Alex in the pecking order?.Or is it just a number?.

Indeed Stavros.Hope Torres scores a hat-trick.The ultimate "fuck you" for burning my shirt,you bitter,immature,thieving,murdering Scouse cunts!!.

Jamie has picked up alot of Gray's punditry habits of late.Not a good example i tell ya.

How great it will be to see a Sunday without Gray and Keys droning.Still,we'll have to put up with Redknapp Jnr behaving like a hyper-active child and banging on about how "Dad" would do things. A very much anticipated game(obvious reasons) but it's now time to concentrate on the football and putting away the scousers. 2-0 Chelsea(i hope we batter them though),with Torres on the score sheet of course. Btw,i was browsing e-bay the other day and spotted a electronic tactics table,easy to use,connects to any HDMI screen. Andy Gray must be desperate!!.

Pepe might re-invent himself by making Jeans "err,i'll get my coat"

Drogs played last night as if his place in the team is a given Boy,he's in for a rude awakening!.

Wenger's a major hypocrite.He has money to spend,he just won't spend it.Reason that Chelsea didn't make any proper bid for Gary Cahill was to avoid a transfer bidding war with Arsenal,hence why we took the softly softly approach in Luiz,which it seemed no Premier League club wanted to sign. Wenger gets too much into the "blame culture" when he should be looking at his own house A house that will once again crumble before him!.

Very true L.i wonder whether Wenger trolls around on here?. it's alright,we'll find him!

United will definetley hit a brick wall at some point,hopefully City drop points this evening as we're really breathing down their necks now and they will bottle it.See Wenger is whinging again this morning regarding "Chelsea's spending" (yawns loudly).

No doubt the FAPL will summon the players for dope testing after their quick-fire display last night.Except Obi Wan,who still needs to grow a bit of balls.

No offence taken badboy.England would of got raped by either Holland or Spain.Howard Webb had a good performance as usual But anyway,unlucky,The Dutch do have a good young side though,but we'll leave that for another thread in the coming months Very enigmatic is Kalou,but he always seems to dig us out of the shit.Seems like the lads like having him around as well

Ok,Probably stacking shelves at Tesco or Aldi then.or maybe delivering Pizza's or flipping Burgers.Probably not good enough for those jobs either.Fuck it.I still want to kill him!.

I think Public Enemy...sorry,Terminator X and Madmax should get a room.Better still,make a movie. Terminator vs Madmax,now there's a thought! Honestly guys,it's ok to differ opinion,but acting your shoe size as opposed to your age is very embarrassing. Let's keep it clean eh?.No one wants to get banned from here,and i'm sure Jim or the other admin/mods could do without the headache of banning you as i'm sure they've got better things to do. Great win for Chelsea btw.I knew this blip would be over one way or another.Even though it could of been well avoided!. You've always had faith in Kalou badboy.Respect to youBtw.Did oyu get much stick on here after losing the World Cup?.Go on,be honest.I'll find out one way or another! For the record,i wanted Holland to win.

We have got a good draw,no doubt after having a piss easy group. We have signed a player that can score the goals to win us the champions league. We have the creativity to win the champions league We have the defence to win the champions league We need the luck as well to win the champions league. With the team we've got,if we can get the rub of the green regarding refereeing decisons,then we're halfway there. I don't need to remind you guys about our semi final against Barca back in 2009 for you to understand my point. I still want to kill that ref!!

yeah,lets not get above ourselves now. Chelsea's success story has just exploded into words that you cannot describe and beyond your wildest dreams(football wise). A far cry from 20/30 years ago when the buzzwords around Stamford Bridge would of been "relegation" "financial survival" and "aggro".Thankfully there was no internet forums back then or else those would of been the main topics of discussion. I'm not really sure how a Champions League trophy would affect Chelsea.But i'm damn sure on how it would affect me. I would die a very happy man!!.

Yep,Platini will turn a blind eye to let's say PSG,Marseilles should they come into some money. Hopefully Roman will be able to tempt Platini with some of his bitches,or better still,one of his KGB agents to make sure he steers well clear of Chelsea and their business.

Top report BL Had major agg last night trying to find a decent link to watch the game,so eventually gave up and waited for Sky's highlights. Anelka was first class,compared to the unusally anonymous Drogba.Mikel once again proved to be a liability,i could hear the sighs of relief myself when he was eventually replaced by Ramires.JT,emperious as always and took his goal well. Real end to end stuff,credit to Sunderland for giving us a game.Maybe a game that we really needed to show once and for all the 'crisis' is over. Roll on Sunday. Come on the Chels!!.