MikeCFC

Yup.That would of been the signing of the season!

My parents are Portuguese,well from that idylic place called Maderia.I can't speak Portuguese,but i do know the naughty words,oh,and how to order a beer and talk to women,hence the naughty words!

Typical Scousers.Always someone else's fault.

Me neither mate.Wouldn't surprise me if the scousers nicked the matches to burn the shirt as well.

Suarez is a cheat.Suarez and Liverpool are made for each other

That wasn't Torres's fault,That was Hodgson's fault,believing he could get the best out of Torres.Maybe if Hodgson saw sense and let Torres go in the summer,he'd still be in a job!.

Don't tell me,it's the hair?

It is now officially the Chinese year of the Rabbit. Anne Summers will be raking it in then!

I don't mean to split hairs G,but did you mean a tax disc holder?.I refuse to believe there was actually a tax disc inside it.

Nah,was trawling for a decent link to watch the game last night,but i'm not in the slightest bit surprised at the Liverpool banner in the caravan.

Gray could still sue Sky for unfair dismissal as both the comments were "off air",which people keep forgetting about.this includes the "would you smash it" clip involving Keys and Redknapp.It's no more than work place banter.Even i,among others make sexist.lewd comments at work from time to time. Meanwhile,why doesn't loose women get taken off air for being sexist towards men? Because we're either at work,down the pub,or we simply don't give a fuck!! Still glad Gray has gone though.But i fully agree with FB regarding his double standards opinion.

you kill me GThat was fucking quality. Take a booo.

Ahhh bless.My heart really bleeds for them!.

Expect Essien to be ordered to shake Suarez's hand before the game,even though he didn't play in that disgraceful world cup game. I'd rather see Essien rip Suarez's hand off!.

I say keep Alex and only play him against the Goons.He always seems to fuck them up,even when he was at PSV(on loan)

No motivation needed for this one Esk,and i agree with throwing Torres and Luiz straight in with maybe Ivanovic returning to his much prefered RB position.Expect Sky Sports News to have a countdown clock on Sunday Morning and a 6 hour build-up on Sky Sports.

To be confirmed

Guys,this is the Metro we're talking about A 'paper' that is free of charge and a paper i only read on the Bus to deprive me of boredom or nutting a smelly passenger,or the Bus driver for being a cunt. Would be very foolish to sell Alex.Unberfuckinglievable!

No4.Does that mean he'll go straight ahead of Alex in the pecking order?.Or is it just a number?.

Indeed Stavros.Hope Torres scores a hat-trick.The ultimate "fuck you" for burning my shirt,you bitter,immature,thieving,murdering Scouse cunts!!.

Jamie has picked up alot of Gray's punditry habits of late.Not a good example i tell ya.

How great it will be to see a Sunday without Gray and Keys droning.Still,we'll have to put up with Redknapp Jnr behaving like a hyper-active child and banging on about how "Dad" would do things. A very much anticipated game(obvious reasons) but it's now time to concentrate on the football and putting away the scousers. 2-0 Chelsea(i hope we batter them though),with Torres on the score sheet of course. Btw,i was browsing e-bay the other day and spotted a electronic tactics table,easy to use,connects to any HDMI screen. Andy Gray must be desperate!!.

Pepe might re-invent himself by making Jeans "err,i'll get my coat"

Drogs played last night as if his place in the team is a given Boy,he's in for a rude awakening!.

Wenger's a major hypocrite.He has money to spend,he just won't spend it.Reason that Chelsea didn't make any proper bid for Gary Cahill was to avoid a transfer bidding war with Arsenal,hence why we took the softly softly approach in Luiz,which it seemed no Premier League club wanted to sign. Wenger gets too much into the "blame culture" when he should be looking at his own house A house that will once again crumble before him!.