Amblève.

I'd take an actual fucking horse over that imposter Carroll.

Yeah, this smells like BS.

This is still the best thing to have ever come from this football club after winning in Munich.

I really really wanted him instead of Torres back then. The way our team was set up he'd have been a great heir to Drogba.

If Andy Carroll is the answer you are asking the wrong fucking question!

Big Dick Willy Caballero.

My typo apparently

If we ever think back on Kenedy's Chelsea career there's gonna be only 2 things we'll remember: - that performance against Norwich under Mourinho - the racism scandal What an achievement

RIP Skipper.

I mean, "We're racist, we're racist, and that's the way we like it" was sung by fans of ours once. It's hard to expect our supporters being sensible after that anymore

As some of us said last summer we should have gone for Fabinho.

That windbreaker Barkley is wearing is 🔥🔥🔥

@Term-X you fucking #1 legend

"I don’t know who’ll be the first to sign a new deal." So it's not about "if", it's about "when". It's gonna be awesome to have for the rest of your career, Eden.

That's where I disagree. I don't think it's about confidence with Morata at all; it's simply about him being this kind of player. During his professional career Morata has scored 82 goals in 232 games. That's a goal every 2,8 games, basically what he has been scoring in the past 13 PL games (4 goals) ever since his hattrick against Stoke. Do I think he will continue missing a sitter per game? No, I don't. However, I do expect Morata to continue scoring every 2,8 games. When he stops missing every 1-on-1 he'll probably top out at a 2,3 rate but generally speaking this is just the type of player he is. He'll always be frustrating because he'll always leave you wanting for more. He's been this player at Real and he's been this player at Juve: very good technically, strong in the air, consistent in his overall contribution but simply not a killer in front of the goal. IMO after over 200 professional games you kind of are what you are. Players rarely change dramatically after that number of games and Morata suddenly becoming clinical would a dramatic change.

Weidly, Moses tends to be a lot better defensively than offensively these days.

An over-the-hill Lampard and whatever the fuck Oscar was? Really? Even in his first season with us Oscar wasn't creative

I remember last summer someone on this site saying that we at Chelsea always make it harder for ourselves by having transfer targets clearly worse than other players in the same positions. Bakayoko really is the prime example.

8%. 8 fucking percent.

Amazing game. Imagine if he did this weekly, though.

It's just post-game emotions but I feel like I don't ever wanna see Morata play for us again. Jesus fuck, it's completely fucked that I've come to that point.

Morata owes Courtois his salary.

He's the Courtois of strikers: fucking up every 1-on-1.

Zappacosta not celebrating because you aren't supposed to show happiness at a funeral

I was actually surprised. Any shot from a 1-on-1 near his body is usually a certain goal. But then again, it was Berahino tbf.