Amblève.

What does TSW stand for?

I'm on the dark side, you must know.

Dammit, I expected some waiter jokes...

Whatcha gonna do

My joke was good, you are just pissed. Stay classy and admit your defeat

I'm not sure if there's room for such a person in this capitalistic driven world. The world has changed a lot since those personages' times and the circumstances, especially those about who's actually running the system, are not comparable to what's happening nowadays, imo.

This man knows what I'm talking about!

Are you familiar with Star Wars? If you aren't you might wanna take a look at this...

The Pope quit, new Star Wars movies are planned... coincidence?

Those who think Shaw is better than Cole need to watch their games more closely. Cole has declined, I don't think anyone will disagree, but it's absolutely ridiculous to think Shaw is anywhere near as good as Ash. People get too carried away by what Cole and the other greats have done in the past, making them think that they're shite now.

Adiós mofugga!

Yeah, it was so much better in here when Leifo was talking about his shit, Spikey, cap and WHS were pissing each other off and you'd have to go through 5 to 10 pages full of shite every day when you opened this thread lol

I'd go with Chalobah as he's more of an allrounder who can (and will be able to do so even more in future) contribute in more areas and really put his mark on there.

Moses would be my obvious choice for the MOTM award if this hadn't been Ake's first start for us.

Lmao Gotta be the highlight of this Chelsea night... pretty sad, actually.

WHAT A FINISH THERE BY TORRES!

It's kinda early for April Fools' jokes, don't you think?

I'm feeling so worthless right now. None of my TC friends is online. I should upload some neckline pics of mine on here to receive a friends request or two and feel loved again. #FacebookLogic

I'm right most of the time.

I don't know whose departure I'm gonna celebrate more, Torres' or the fat wanker's. Would get a heart attack most likely if both of them left our club at the same time.

No, nobody is doing so. 0-1 vs QPR 0-2 vs Swansea 2-2 vs Southampton 0-0 @ Swansea 2-2 @ Brentford 2-2 @ Reading 2-3 @ Newcastle 1-1 vs Sparta Prague 0-2 @ City Keep in mind: These are 9 out of 15 games from January and February so far. We've been dropping points or been playing badly in games that we could have, sometimes even should have won. You can look at these result the way you want but you can't deny that this team is far from having a secure spot in the Top-4. We simply lack the depth and quality to be sure about reaching a CL spot.

I assume people like Ancelotti and Wilkins don't have a clue when they say he's a gem. But you must be wiser than them as you have been watching him day in, day out. You know what's full of ignorance? Claiming that Kakuta didn't have the talent. But yeah, it's always the players' fault when they can't make it here at Chelsea...

I love how patient our fans are...

There's nothing better than teenagers giving their all to achieve what they dream of! Brilliant game lads, made us proud!

I feel sorry for you, Alex.