Pizy

Maybe he's got an offensive tattoo? Like a naked woman or something.

People questioning if he was past it are looking dumb right about now. Would be perfect for us.

Kidding, right?Looks sluggish and doesn't really seem bothered. Compare his movement and work ethic to Cavani's yesterday and it's night and day. Torres was actually hard working this season when not on the ball, but today he looks really lazy.

United bidding for Baines now I see. He'd be deadly swinging crosses in to RvP and Hernandez.

ADL seems like the biggest asshole in the football world. Puts Daniel Levy to shame. Your best player who's brought your club success and made them relevant over the past few years asks for a face to face meeting and not talk business through the media, and he responds like that. If I were Cavani I'd want out of there ASAP.

Just watch now. We're all hoping for this signing and City will activate the clause in the next few days and he'll go there. He'd be devastating in front of our midfield. Price is scary, but damn we'd have some player on our hands.

If nothing else, at least Cavani isn't a timid bitch in front of goal like Torres is. He isn't afraid to try things and has endless work ethic. Torres is scared to have a shot.

Hulk is fucking wank once again, by the way. His teammates look like they hate playing with him since he loses the ball nearly every time he gets it. Not even as good as Moses I think. Don't want him here at all.

Like Stewart Robson just said, he's been all over the pitch working his ass off all game. Gets his reward there.

Anyone else closely eyeing Gustavo since we're rumored to be linked? Seems like the kind of player we do indeed need. Like the look of him.

Yeah, I'm beggining to think that his shitty Uruguay performances are attributed to the way he's deployed.The tactics by the manager are very poor. This is like a "how NOT to play Cavani" course.

hahahaYeah.

No, but we'll sell them Torres. Knowing that idiotic club they'll pay 30m for him.

Remember at the Euro's last summer when Sturridge and Oscar met on the field and gave each other a cheeky smile and a handshake just before Oscar joined? Over to you David and Oscar. Have a word with Cavani today.

Think Dzeko has already refused to go to Napoli hasn't he?

And they've been shopping Dzeko around so they're obviously not confident in him.They'll surely buy a big name forward. Would be FUCKING incredible if they jacked Higuain from under Arsenal's noses. Don't think he's as good as others do, so I wouldn't mind him going to City.

Wouldn't surprise me in the least if he ends up there.If we were at all seriously interested we should've paid the money already, because now City has Tevez off the books and Balotelli's never been replaced so they'll probably buy Cavani now.

Not a chance Barca would want him.

Will be annoying to see Arse with a proper striker again in Higuain. They'll have a nice looking squad with a few more signings.

Yeah, surely they'll have another striker lined up. Bad news. Hopefully it isn't Suarez or Cavani.

Tevez seems off now, so maybe that'll mean City will just pay up for Cavani with the extra cash.

Ah, so Porto value a 22 year old defender at a higher price than Aguero went for. Good luck with that one, guys. He won't be moving anytime soon with that price tag.

Speaks better english than some of the english players!

Think he'll take Malouda's #15.

Yeah, I think 14 was indeed De Bruyne's number. Maybe he'll take 12 if Mikel is indeed sold? Malouda's 15?