Torres sold to Spain, Ba in part exchange for Suarez. We fuck United over by taking possibly their most valuable player, we offer Liverpool an end to their Suarez nightmare by giving them a nice chunk of change whilst providing them with a striker in Ba so they won't have to worry about searching for a replacement, and the best part...we fuck Arsenal in the ass without lube by taking their #1 target. Literally picture perfect. If only it were that easy...