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Looks so strange in any colors other than Barca's. Gonna take some getting used to!

If you believe any of this at all to begin with, maybe yesterday's contact was a cash only offer and today's supposed new contact is a cash + player offer. Having a hard time believing this whole saga to be honest.

They desperately need a world class #9. Unfortunately for them (and fortunately for the rest of us) there aren't any available.

All that's missing is an IndyKaila tweet.

Decent half there once Newcastle decided that they can actually play football.

Newcastle are fucking diabolical. United look like they're playing a Championship side here.

Expecting United to beat Newcastle here. Will be pretty sickening seeing United who have been bang average (won the first game via an own goal & won the second game via a lucky deflected goal) already 8 points ahead of us, albeit with us having a game in hand. Tomorrow is 100% a must win.

He won't be there for long. If we don't buy him this summer someone will next.

"Why would Stones leave a big club for a small one?" is a common tweet I see.Everton fans must not realize that outside of England very few people care about their club.

I think convincing the player would be harder than convincing Atleti. That's his home and his love.

Hopefully this is confirmation that José is desperate for a quality midfielder. Even if it isn't Pogba.

I think José is seriously interested, yes, but I don't think we (or anyone else for that matter) has any chance of signing him this summer. He'll stay at Juve for one more season.

I know any club wants to hold on to their players, but I'm really starting to fucking hate both that club and its fans. I hope we steal Stones and spank the shit out of Everton.

- "So guys, how do we make up a rumor even more ridiculous than Pogba?" - "Neymar to United?" - "Send it to the presses."

If he was gonna pull a figure out of his ass, he could've at least made it somewhat realistic or understandable. €120m? Laughable.

He can be our very own Isco or Götze. They don't start every week for their clubs.

You just know that Oscar would turn out like De Bruyne if we sold him. That's why the only way he can be sold is if you know with certainty we're getting an upgrade. Like Pogba or Koke.

This is what I don't get. If that is allowed then why doesn't Roman just get his company or Gazprom to sponsor Stamford Bridge for £500m like City and PSG do? Or get a bunch of Russian companies to sponsor our training field. How about a company gives us £50m per year to be our official touchline paint sponsor?That's basically what City are doing.

Yep, and Ramires starting has a chain reaction on how the rest of the team plays.It means that Cesc can't play in his position which means Costa and Hazard get very little service which means Matić has everything to do in the middle.

He's one of those players that you just have to hope has an off day like Messi or Suarez. I bet Everton get battered.

Be prepared to be annoyed, mate.Lord Ramires will start.

First thing Monday morning that bid should go in. Seal it, give him a week to train, and throw him straight in for the next match.

Thought Stones was getting 6 if he came in? Baba should've taken 3.

By far the best and most knowledgeable pundit.

Brilliant article from Gary Neville and some fantastic points about a potential Terry/Stones mentorship.