Pizy

HOW IS THAT A YELLOW CARD!? He was pulling out and Adrian ran into him! Anthony Taylor is the worst ref in the league.

How fucking predictable was this? God awful, embarrassing team againstChelsea in great form and they play their best game of the season so far while we sleepwalk. We literally look like we thought we'd just show up and ease to 3 points.

Look at this! What the fuck are we doing?

Un-fucking real. Ref steals the ball around their area and then our defense is standing completely still and allows them to score. FUCK OFF!

So we start the game off by giving the ball away 5 times...

Come on, boys! Please start strong!

Close to our strongest XI. No excuses here. Unless we simply aren't up for this and put in an embarrassing effort we should easily win this. West Ham have a few dangerous players in their XI here but their two main strikers are both on the bench. Would be typical if one of Antonio or Arnautovic (two of the most inconsistent players in the league) have their game of the season here.

Read that Morata may also be sick just like Drinkwater. Seems there's a bug going around the team.

Seems like the unluckiest guy on Earth this season. Just rounding into form and then gets sick. Hopefully he's over it by next week.

Conte says Drinkwater is out with a fever so unless we play with a Cesc/Kante midfield 2 Baka is right back in. That may be a bummer for some here, but I think him playing against a poor West Ham side will help him regain his confidence.

Doubt many would complain if we swapped him for Oblak. I wouldn't miss his big mouth in the media, that's for sure.

Wow. Didn't know our upcoming fixtures were that soft. Southampton can always give anyone a tough game but these are all very winnable assuming we continue the form we're in now.

Seems like this dude has been linked to every one of our rivals.

Didn't Adrian have the game of his life against us within the past couple of years? I recall him playing out of his skin one time. Anyways, no Carroll would be nice. Chicharito is annoying as fuck, though.

Donkey Carroll will score a header but we'll win this 3-1.

Barca at least have a defense that we can get after and we can also outmuscle them. Suarez ain't nearly what he was a couple of years ago. Hazard would feast against their wide defenders. PSG have the exact weapons that our deface hate. Extreme skill and pace from wide areas.

My prediction: We'll get PSG. Liverpool, Spuds, and City will get tough but manageable teams, and United will yet again get a piss easy cake walk. Don't even know the possibilities for the other English sides but know that's what'll happen.

We missed about 4 sitters. Like, absolute sitters.

PSG it is.

I feel like you love to complain just for the sake of it these days, mate. We played well. But for Oblak being a beast we might've scored a couple. We showed a lot more attacking intent than they did.

Solid first half. We looked far more dangerous going forward than they did. Hazard and Cesc looked great and Morata was brilliant holding it up and bringing the team in to play. Zappa and Moses both getting joy down the flanks. They were good at keeping the ball for long periods but were so slow and plodding with it that it made it easy for us to stay compact and keep everything in front of us.

I recall him being great against United just didn't have his shooting boots on.

He had one poor performance against one of the best attacks in the league. Can't just throw him in the trash like he's dog shit.

Alonso rested. Weird.

Did our team sheet man take the day off?