Pizy

PSG are the ultimate CL chokers. They'll fuck this all up, watch. Against this awful looking United XI.

On one hand its cool to see Ajax batter Courtois and Real Madrid. The entitlement and arrogance of that club are gross. On the other hand, them going out makes it much easier for one of Liverpool, City, or Spuds to advance even further. Even when Madrid are having a poor season by their standards they have been super dangerous deep in the CL and I'd have fancied them against any English side. Every season I cheer against every English team that's not us. Would be unbearable to see any of them win it. but this season I think City have a very, very good chance and Liverpool and Spuds are so up and down that depending on the day they can beat anyone. Atleti have been my go-to "2nd club" over the past few years so I hope they win it all. If not them then Juventus despite my dislike of CR7.

"Who's that decent, but not great English midfielder playing for Chelsea?" He's a very good squad player but simply not good enough to start regularly for Chelsea.

Jorginho should be doing what he did much more often in truth. With the amount of time we spend camped out in opponents' half, he should be getting into that position along the edge of the box all the time and passing it into the top corner. Hazard and Wilian put so much pressure on the wide areas that the pullback to Jorginho/Barkley/Kante is always there. Imagine prime Lamps in Kovacic/Barkley's position!

Phew. We looked dead on our feet in the second half. Just invited pressure and stopped playing like we did first half. We were killing them from wide areas and Higuain was everywhere in the first half. We then completely abandoned that in the second half and Gonzalo barely touched the ball. Decent resilience shown towards the end, but we can't keep clinging on like this. Should've been out of sight by half time. Thought Kepa, Kante, Jorginho, and Cristensen were superb. Emerson and Higuain very good in parts.

We're being hammered here. Can't get a bloody touch.

ADVANCE THE FUCKING BALL!!!! Why are we fucking around playing between Rudiger and Kante!? Get the ball in their half, FFS!

We go from comfortable to shocking in the span of a few minutes. Just letting them build all the momentum. If we don't score next and kill it off they'll score.

He would certainly help. Barkley is pretty lazy and not so disciplined in the defensive phase. Neither is RLC. We need another pitbull in there like a Barella to play along with Kante and Jorginho.

Higuain is absolutely dominating in their box. His movement is superb. For once, the service has been great from wide areas. We keep getting him these chances and he'll bury another. Just have to sharpen up in midfield.

It is so worrying how vulnerable we are in the center of the pitch when the ball is turned over. Saying it all season. We just get destroyed there repeatedly. Even by poor sides like this.

Literally standings unmarked in our box. Fucking hell. We are atrocious defensively. That is unreal.

Being outplayed by the worst side in the division so far...

Anyways, would really love to see Higuain bag a goal today to improve his confidence. As for them, Mitrovic is the obvious danger man. Cristensen better be ready for the physicality. It's something he normally struggles with.

I'm sure Calum is delighted he was forced to stay for this. I know it's a must win game, but surely against fucking Fulham he could've started. I'd be annoyed if I was RLC as well. Barkley hasn't exactly pulled up trees and seems to be loved by Sarri.

Yet they effortlessly carved us apart. That's a result we'll look back at when the season ends and rage at. Worse than the 6-0.

Oh, I see Bournemouth got humiliated once again today. A team that themselves humiliated us 4-0. They've been embarrassingly terrible since they beat us. That will remain the most ridiculous, inexcusable result I've ever seen.

Danny Rose in midfield is a horror show. He has given it away in terrible positions about 5 times.

Unreal. Un-fucking-real.

I'll take it, but Harry Kane is immune to the offside rule. How many times this season has he benefit from these situations!?

Arse have been the opposite of us this season. We started well and dropped off a cliff until recently. They started poorly and are now in top form. Commentator on American TV said a bit ago that they have United next up but then a bunch of easy ones in their final 8. In my opinion, it would be embarrassing to finish behind them this season. They don't have a better squad than we do, just more reliable goal scorers.

That was a sitter for Lacazette.

Spuds are used to bullying and imposing their will physically on their opponents. Appears they don't cope well when other big teams do that to them. Both ourselves and Arse have shown up and hit them in the mouth.

Spuds looking a bit like us us when Kane is out of form. Really solid build up and possession but totally blunt when it comes to the last ball.

When you think Spuds will lose (like when Kane was out recently) they somehow grind them out and keep winning. When we actually want them to fucking win they let you down. Hoping they get at least a point here.