Pizy

We have to stop buying total duds. We need the person in charge of identifying and recruiting players to get us guys that will come in and instantly fit like a glove. That's what City have. A player can come in and look as though they've been there for years. They likely scouted and decided to sign Rodri months and months ago. He comes in and looks right at home.

It's just silly how good City are. And this is just match week 1 when they aren't fully at it yet. Think this season will be much like last at the top of the table, though I think City will win the title by more than 1 point this time.

Look at City's bench, fucking hell. They have a better bench than our starting XI.

So is he just sitting out the season or what? We should do a Pulisic and sign him up in January and wait for him to come in the summer.

He and his agent are playing a blinder. They know it would be a PR disaster for the club to lose their brightest talent before he truly gets started. Using their leverage to the maximum. CHO gonna get paaaaid.

Fuck sake, announce it already! Hint after hint from journalists, "on the verge" of signing for weeks, sneaky photos of him at Cobham. Let's have it and move on from this story.

Liverpool have not one, but TWO fullbacks who can cross the ball ten times better than any of our attacking players, nevermind our fullbacks. Compare what Alexander-Arnold can do going forward to Azpi. It's almost as if they play totally different positions.

Was actually kind of looking forward to this match thinking Liverpool wouldn't be in top form yet and therefor Norwich would make it competitive. Already done watching before halftime. 😒

Liverpool defense being carved open here repeatedly but their attack looks dangerous every time they go forward. I'm still so jealous of their fullbacks.

Yep. That's really the only thing I could take from Frank's words. He must have told him straight up that he would be going with Zouma and AC. Luiz obviously didn't take it well, threw a tantrum, and forced his way out. Pretty soft mentality.

Nice, seems Rüdiger is even closer to a return than I thought. May be ready for Liverpool in the Supercup.

100% nailed on that'll happen if Arse come out the gate strongly. The narrative will eventually switch from "David Luiz forced his way out because he fell out with Lampard" like it is now to "How foolish were Chelsea to gift their direct rival a WOLRD CLASS player!?" I think the smarter pundits like GNev and Carragher will rightly slate Luiz for his disgraceful behavior, but there will be plenty of idiot pundits who act as though we forced him out because we didn't want him.

Just watched Robbie on ArseFanTV's latest video about this signing. He's over the moon even though I know for a fact that he and the rest of the dudes on his channel have clowned on Luiz for years. He's also somehow convinced himself that Arsenal have come in and bullied us into selling one of our best players. 😂 As if this is a Van Persie or Alexis Sanchez situation. 😂😂😂 Like we were desperate to keep him but big, bad Arsenal were to strong a draw and we were forced to sell him.

David Luiz's sudden departure fucks us in another way that I didn't even think about until now. Both Zouma and AC have always played as the right sided CB and one will now have to move to the other side. Don't know if that's a big deal at all as I've never played the position, but it's got to be a learning curve, yes? Especially when you've only got a couple of days to get used to it.

This is probably bad to say, but I really can't even stand the sight of him. 😂 The dreadful, terrible tattoos all over his head, the low socks, the way he runs. He looks like Bambi on ice. He's a pretty brainless footballer who as you say is very unpredictable. Just can't really think of a scenario where Frank looks to the bench and thinks "right, this situation calls for Kenedy."

Let us hope he goes the way of Matic. Started off great and now they're desperate to bin him. Going to miss his spectacular long passes. Not going to miss him totally vacating his area of the pitch or losing his man on corners. Also, no more wasting the majority of our free kicks around the box so Luiz can blast the ball in to row Z.

Eh. This window didn't end up as badly as it could have. I thought United and Spuds would get much stronger than they did. Spuds did indeed get betterment I think to least they yell still be heavily reliant on Kane who gets injured al the time. We won't be getting top 4 anyways so I'm not bothered. Will be annoying as fuck likely seeing Arse improve massively, though.

£35-40m for Alex fucking Iwobi. That's how you know Everton were desperate after missing out on other attacking wide players. He's such an average player.

Just a week ago it seemed as though United would have a killer summer window. Now, unless something big happens within the next hour, their fans are in complete meltdown. 😂😂😂 They've considerably bolstered their back 4 but have lost their only somewhat consistent goal scorer and are trash in midfield outside of Pogba who doesn't even want to be there. If they had signed a couple more attacking players I figured they'd have been title challengers. Now I think they'll be battling us for 4th/5th/6th.

Honestly think he's terrible.

If he has a really good season there he could be the signing of the summer for that price. I figured our board would try to bleed a bitter rival for all they could since it's the last day of the window and they're desperate. But it seems we we so keen on getting rid that we took a tiny fee.

Quite a few conflicting reports about Dybala. Some saying it's off, other that it's still possible.

Nice. While I thought Dybala would be a poor fit at United and wasn't really worried about him going there, I think he would've been fantastic at Spuds sitting behind Kane. Poch could turn him into a truly world class player. They would've had a ridiculous summer had they pulled off that signing.

Since it sounds like this'll be a messy divorce, I wouldn't be shocked if Luiz talks shit after he signs for them. "Arsenal is the biggest club in London" and stuff like that.

What will be kinda funny and pathetic is all the Arse fans who were shitting and clowning on Luiz as late as this morning suddenly hyping him up as a fantastic signing.