Pizy

Our defenders and midfielders are looking more dangerous than every attacker. Not one of our front 4 has done a damned thing. Shocking. This is we here we desperately miss the running in behind by our injured wingers.

Pure shithouse tactics from Everton that are working just as they've scripted it. Diving, rolling around, winning cheap fouls. And the ref is obliging as you would expect.

Everton's entire gameplan was to make this as choppy and annoying as possible. And we've played completely into their hands and let them. This is a Chelsea performance from last season. Dreadful opposition on a terrible run that's missing loads of their best players. And we choke like fucking dogs.

Extremely sloppy start here. Can't control a football and misplacing simple passes.

If we're going to be genuine title contenders this is a match we have to win. Can't play down to the quality of the opposition like we did at times last season and under Sarri. Please let Timo score....

Midfielders will have to work their asses off to make up for the lack of pace on that right side.

Feeling less confident than I was. Should have plenty of quality to beat this injury ravaged Everton who are in poor form, but Pulisic's pace and dynamism would've wreaked havoc here which I was counting on. Lets hope Kai can step up.

Pulisic out injured again... Suddenly we have basically zero attacking quality to bring on of for he bench with CHO, CP, and Ziyech all out with hamstrings. 😑😑😑

Wan Bissaka is world class in 1v1 defensive situations but is utterly shocking at everything else. City can't get past him at all.

City look straight up disinterested. Another £200m spend incoming next summer methinks.

Rashford is such a fucking cheat 😂😂😂 And if he weren't offside here that's exactly what I called prematch.

It's just very slow and sloppy from City. They look nowhere near what they have been in recent years. Theyre just kinda hoping for some magic from KDB or Sterling. Their CM in kinda terrible. Rodri & Fernandinho offer zero going forward and are slow as hell. This has jammy United victory written all over it with City not really creating much of anything due to lack of ideas.

Gabriel Jesus is a solid player but every time I see him leading the line for City I think to myself that they could be so much better there. Which is why they're now being linked with Haaland I suppose.

Same. Would be nice to start getting some distance between us and some of those around us. Assuming we win today that is. Would be great if United could join Arse further down the table.

Every time Ole looks to be on the brink of the sack United win. So I expect a couple of ultra-soft Rashford penalty awards that Penandes will score to win them the match.

Pogba (via his agent) basically came out and took a figurative dump on the club and Solskjaer. And not for the first time. Yet Oli doesn't have the balls to drop him and continues to play him. Basically telling the world that Pogba is bigger than the club. Pretty embarrassing for them.

Why does it feel like we play in the late kickoff every weekend? Annoying having to wait all damned day for our match.

Oh, shit. Everton were already in a rough patch of form with James in their side. Without him they aren't nearly as dangerous. That's their best attacking player out and both starting fullbacks. Their CB's are shit and their keeper is shit. Absolutely zero excuses for us. All 3 points or this is another horrendous night at Goodison. This is a weekend where multiple direct rivals will be dropping points. Must capitalize!

It's all about taking James out of the game. Almost everything positive they do starts with him. We cut off the supply to their strikers and they're useless. Richarlison and Calvert-Lewin aren't going to dribble through our team and score worldies. Stop James from playing through balls and don't let give away silly free kicks around our box for him to line up a shooting chance. Do that and I think we win comfortably. Mount, Kante, and whoever the third midfielder is will be the keys.

Think Frank fancies a fully fit Billy over Jorginho. I expect he'll get quite a bit of action this season. Especially because we know Frank is very aware of overusing Kante.

Saw some Italian football journo on Twitter say Juve couldn't afford him. Probably do what all these cheap ass Italian clubs do and try to pay in installments I guess.

Offer them Jorginho + cash for Pogba. Recreate the France NT midfield duo with Havertz or Kova in front of them. 😅 Pogba in a proper midfield setup (instead of next to donkey's like Fred and McTominay or a slow as a cruise ship Matic) and he's a world class player.

Yeah, forgot Havertz can easily play on the right. I'm fine with him playing out there against smaller sides but hope not to see him there against top opposition.

And just like that our stellar depth at the wing position is decimated. Just when we finally get Pulisic back from a hamstring injury we pick up hamstring injuries to our two other wingers. Now we'll likely be forced to play Pulisic who is made of glass more than he should be playing instead of being cautious with him.

Yes! I haven't laughed that hard in as long as I can remember. He literally jumped up and pounded the ground like a toddler. 😂😂😂 It's also kinda weird hearing Robbie cursing during the watchalong when henormally never does in their regular videos. That's how bad Arse are. They make mild mannered Robbie lose his cool.