Pizy

In the cases of Timo and Kai, these are the sorts of players you would’ve thought could fit into any team or system. Looking back now it’s easy to say Lukaku was a poor fit. But players like those two should flourish the way we set up. Perhaps they will once we have 2 proper wingbacks again. But that won’t happen this season… I would just go with no traditional striker the rest of the way and try to play a fluid front 4 over and over in hopes they can hit form.

It’s like we’re seriously cursed with every attacker player we buy. Lukaku - coming off of 2 excellent seasons at Inter where he was scoring for fun. Comes back to Chelsea and looks like a donkey. Werner - coming off of 2 excellent seasons at Leipzig where he was scoring for fun and looking unbelievably dangerous every time he got the ball in space. Scored worldies, tap ins, goals on the break, goals inside the box, goals outside of the box. Comes to Chelsea and looks like a terrified kid STILL after 2 years in the PL. Havertz - one of the brightest young talents in world football who was well known for scoring loads of goals from midfield and as a false 9. Comes to Chelsea and has bursts where he looks class and then goes missing for long stretches. Ziyech - dominated both domestically and in the CL against the very best opponents. Comes to Chelsea and is just now starting to look a proper player. And that’s just in the past couple of years. Time and time and time again hugely expensive, supposedly top class attackers come to Chelsea and bomb. It’s depressing.

Nah, not having that at all. Plays simple passes out of play constantly, gives away silly free kicks due to being caught out of position, overruns the ball all the time due to poor touches. And unlike Zouma, who even though he was poor on the ball, Sarr doesn’t have the dominant aerial and physical tools to make up for it. He offers nothing imo. Makes a few decent sliding tackles and that’s really it.

Worrying thing about our attack is idk what we can even do to make things better. Yes, we can drop Lukaku, but just like last season Havertz, Werner, and pretty much everyone else is woefully out of form. Ziyech has been our only dangerous attacker for a while now. We need another significant overhaul this summer. We are never winning the league with attackers who have 1 good game in 8.

Been saying it for weeks even though he has been bizarrely praised by journalists, but Malang Sarr is a horrendous footballer. We used to complain that Zouma was a great defender but had a lack of composure on the ball and that’s why he wasn’t good enough. Sarr is way, WAY worse in the ball even with simple, schoolboy passes. He is never Chelsea quality. He panics under the slightest pressure from the opposition.

It’s as though there’s a black hole in the final third. CHO has been absolutely embarrassing that half and Lukaku has looked like a clumsy donkey. CHO is repeatedly getting the ball in acres of space and even against defenders who are LEAGUES below us he can’t even get a cross in or beat his man 1v1. He’s just not good enough to be starting games for us. I’d rather see Werner there on the left 10 times out of 10. For the love of god, just stop with this CHO and Lukaku experiment and play Havertz and Werner. PLEASE!

What in the actual fuck is going in with Havertz? Our most talented player and can’t get a look in now. Really hope we don’t sour the relationship and make him push to leave this summer.

So Tuchel is COVID positive now. And if he is, he has obviously been around the whole squad in close contact so we should probably expect more. Just yesterday someone on Twitter posted a pic of Tuchel sitting in a crowded restaurant with Marina Granny. 😬

Hope Kai and Timo both start. This one and the CWC games, actually. Be good for them to score and get their confidence up having not played much lately.

One thing is for sure, this summer is going to be INSANE. Arsenal shedding a huge chunk of their wage bill so they will be spending big surely. United didn’t bring anyone in and will be appointing a new manager so they’ll be going big. Cavani, Greenwood, and possibly even CR7 will be gone so they’ll be targeting at least 2 forwards. City will be City and will likely spend £100m on some fullbacks again. And then there’s us. At least one of AC and Rüdiger will be gone most likely. So we’ll need a CB or two. We’ll need fullback depth. And then we have a bunch of attacking players who may fancy a new club. I expect a summer much like 2020 from us in terms of numbers in and out. The big moves were impossible this month.

Arse fans on AFTV must be apoplectic at the window they’ve just seen. 😂😂😂

Dembele will sign for PSG on a free this summer and probably rarely ever heard from again. Probably be in 400k a week and happily playing a few games here and there between injuries. Don’t know why we’re even discussing this anymore. Zero signings for us despite Tuchel stating in just about every January press conference that we needed at least 1. Oh, well. Could be worse. We could be Arse bringing in fuck all when they’re desperate for like 4 signings.

Ornstein, Law, Romano. If it ain’t coming from one of those three then don’t believe it.

What happens if Alonso gets a bad injury 1 week after the window closes? We just play Pulisic at LWB for the rest of the season? Play Sarr there who looks like a fish out of water? Just incredibly dumb that we haven’t brought anyone in there.

Part of me was really hoping Frank went back down to a Championship club and worked his way back up eventually to another PL job. Everton is in such a rotten state and needs such a big rebuild that I can see him struggling to make it work there. And if he fails at another big club it could forever taint his career prospects. He may never get a shot at a top club again. Not to mention I fucking hate Everton who have raised their game against us to a seemingly impossible degree when they’ve been in a moment of crisis the last 2 times. 😒 Scouse bastards.

Think 400k a week with a colossal signing in fee could wash away any ill will. I’m hoping he ends up in Spain but I think it would be foolish to write off either Manchester club.

Just terrible. Imagine being 20 years old with the world at your feet and pissing your whole career away. As for what this means for United in the football pitch, you’d have to imagine they’ll now be going huge in the summer market. Greenwood should be gone forever, Cavani is going, and who knows what happens with CR7 if they don’t have CL football next year. That clears a whole lot of room for a mega Haaland bid… 😒

Imagine going from the glorious, beautiful city of Barcelona to living in bloody Newcastle. 😂 Sure his wife will be excited! Never mind going from one of the 3 biggest clubs in world football to a relegation scrap. Though it must be said, if Newcastle can pull off signings like Trippier, Gumeiraes, and Dembele perhaps they will indeed be serious players starting next summer. If they stay up, that is. They can instantly vault to the Leicester/West Ham/Spuds/Arse level if they make the right signings. And that alone would feel like heaven to their supporters.

Maybe Super Frank can do us a solid and take some of the deadwood off our hands.

Can’t see us selling J5. I think he’s going to be one of those players who stays here for a very long time. Think he’ll get another long term deal. He’s already slow as a tortoise and painfully unathletic so it’s not as if his game is going to deteriorate significantly over the next 3-4 years. Useful player to have around and I think the club will agree. Unless he himself really pushes to go.

We should sign both Koundé AND Süle. AC out and let Azpi go and enjoy his last few years at the top level in Spain. Who knows how well Thiago holds up next season at his age.

I still hold out hope that Werner will come good. If only we could see him get a run of games. 😕 Havertz we should never even consider selling. Like Werner, he’s currently got a Lukaku problem since it’s hard to fit all 3 in at once. Pulisic I view much the same as Christensen. Good player, can be a solid option as a starter, but I wouldn’t be sad at all if they left. And I say that a a fellow American who really likes CP. He just isn’t reliable enough. Not saying we should definitely replace CP with Dembele or that’s what I want, but IF the club did so I wouldn’t be up in arms.

I mean, Pulisic and Dembele are basically mirrors of one another. Same body type, same playing stale, both made of glass and miss loads of games every season. Replacing Pulisic with Dembele would be like cloning him. Though I think Dembele has a higher ceiling.

Luis Diaz is the prototypical Klopp/Liverpool hyper aggressive wide forward. Just like Salah, Mané, and Jota he will almost certainly score a load of goals for them. Meanwhile, all of our wide attackers combined will struggle to score 15 goals over the season between them. 😒

Really strange how it looks like none of the big boys in the PL will be making a significant, season altering signing this month. Didn’t expect City or Liverpool to do anything. I thought for sure we’d do a small loan deal for a fullback. I’m absolutely stunned that United, Arse, and Spuds haven’t done anything to boost their top 4 chances. Can imagine Conte is really regretting signing up to manage under Levy and the Spuds’ incompetent leadership.