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We did not get to see Torres in full last year. He was obviously suffering from fatigue and low confidence. I imagine AVB gave him a blank slate. That, added with a summer of rest should mean an improved and once again lethal Torres. (It better mean an improved and once again lethal Torres. That £50 million will end up being the biggest waste of money in the history of football if he keeps playing like he did after he transferred.)

Post the number on Twitter, Facebook, etc. and get as many people to call him as you can.

Fulham. A derby that has been minimized due to our ascendancy and the loads of fans who piled on in the past 5-7 years, but will always matter even if the Blues have a fall from grace. Plus, they find ways to get points, especially at the Cottage. Bunch of smooth criminal twats...

There's even a standing section in that stadium. You can see it at the very bottom of the picture.

Someone actually makes these? I kinda want one now...

In America, it would be the Samsung Bridge.

And America's quixotic search for a talented forward...continues.

The substance use by some members of this forum... Putting Benzema on the wing? Seriously? He may not be a bad replacement for Anelka, but that's the only way I could even justify bringing him up. Even then, he wouldn't exactly be on the first five pages of the list. Are we that desperate for wing players? There aren't actual wing players available?

He looks like the guy from ChuckleVision.

The away kit isn't very good, but it could be much worse. It doesn't hurt my eyes when I look at it. That's a start.

The Special One speaks 5 languages too - he said he always tried to speak with players one-on-one in their native tongue. He said it calmed their nerves and allowed a personal connection with them.

Finally, some sanity!

I am fluent in English, American and Rural Southern. :tophat:

There's more than one way to become cash positive. By the way, why don't we sign supermodels for the women's team?

How many different ways can Rangers put red, white and blue together? I bet they go for a red, white and blue tie-dye shirt next year. They're running out of good ideas.

What's with the neon? Why must everything be visible in total darkness? What is so wrong with simple colors? Why can't we use a normal orange or yellow or green?

We appreciate the effort, but no one cares what Avram thinks.

He'll be a cyborg by then. He will be gaffer until the end of time.

No one needs to. It's all nonsense, epithets and spit.

No one man should have all that power...

In Stoke to start - tricky one, but much better there than at the back end like this past season. I'd rather have the trip to Old Trafford in March or April - I don't think we'll be fully sorted out by mid-September, so I see us dropping that one. Be happy to be proven wrong, though. The trip to the No Soul or Lull Bowl is placed nicely in the center of Arsenal's Grand Spring Meltdown Or North London Flooding Caused By Crying Gooners And Drooling Spurs; that'll be like picking an apple off a tree. Anfield in May - that could be enormous. It could also mean nothing whatsoever. I'm very concerned about the placement of the trip to Craven Cottage as well. We struggle there. Overall, this could be better and could be worse. CL scheduling and progress will shift this opinion as time passes.

Go on Roman, buy FC Porto and use the Dragao for our reserves and youth sides (oh, and winter matches).

They literally took the spares from last season and slapped a third star on the shirt - it doesn't look like it changed at all otherwise. Brighton - not too bad, actually. Newcastle Utd -

Happy birthday, Super Frank! :champions: What a week you've had! I salute you, Blues legend! :cfc:

Don't make him angry. You won't like him when he's angry. Sorry, couldn't resist.