Melanicus

It's pre-season mate, what do you expect? Everybody's brains are fucked up by lack of quality football every weekend. Abstinence crisis at its best.

It's a big difference between doing what you don't want to (for example: I don't want to exercise every day because I'm lazy, but I still do it, because it's benneficial for me) and doing what others are commanding you to do. If we only did things what we like to do, we would all be homeless, because in all honesty a minority of people really want to study, go to gym and so on. But we have to destroy our laziness in things that are benneficial for us. I'm not 15 nor 16 and I know I'm not always right. I'm often wrong, but I value these lessons, because I learn from them. I don't let someone to boss around with me or command me. If you give me an advice, I'll think about it, proccess it in my brain and then do it the way I think it's good. If you give an order in a bossy way, I won't do it for you, no matter what. I've had many great and not so great teachers and that's the main difference between them. Ones give you an idea & motivate you to reasearch, think for yourself. Others order you what you need to learn & you can't doubt what they say. You, like a sheep, must take everything they say as the greatest truth. Sorry, I'm not like that & that's why I had many problems with those type of teachers. I hate authority but I tolerate good leadership.

Whatever turns you on, honey.

So, will Demba play against us?

Not really. I don't accept authority & that's why I'm improving myself and learning to have a job where I'm my own boss and don't have to listen to some insecure egomaniac. If you can't do it, it's your problem.

No problem mate, I just hate when people tell me to do something. If someone tells me to do something, he can expect that that's the one thing I won't be doing.

Don't tell me what to do. I didn't even know about this match in the first place, now I've read the link, it's more clear. It's a nice gesture by the club.

Why the fuck would anyone arrange a friendly like this? I can't even...

More like two teams in one game. Each team in one half. What the actual fuck?

Dissapointed. I know it's pre-season, but our inability to break down teams that sit deep and counter attack is frustrating. Hope last season's problem won't repeat this season again.

Some Scouse cunt just shouted: Fernando, you will never walk alone.

DROGBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA how nice seeing this legend again.

Interesting, because they actually aren't playing together in pivot today. It's van Ginkel-Matic.

What a fucking save by Courtois!

To be honest, I don't think he actually had any choice. NYC is City's sister club so they probably politely forced his loan to Manchester. I don't think he will be an important player for them or contribute much, it's just a City trying to show their muscles and saying 'fuck you, we bought your legend' to Chelsea. It's just a cheap trick. Everyone does those psychological tricks. Mourinho tried to unsettle Shaw saying that he doesn't think any teenager is worth that amount of money and that it's not fair for senior players to pay this ammount of wages to young guy. The most important thing is that we are not butthurt by it, keep our heads cool, calm & collected, ingore any distraction (yes, this is a distraction) and focus on winning the league. And Lampard will always be our legend, no matter what.

Would you rather pee beer or chocolate milk?

How the actual fuck can some of you dislike beer? On topic:

He sure does... look at them fap tissues.

My favorite player in the history of football. Ladies and gentlemen, living legend is back. Didier Drogba is fucking back!

Boga is fucking magical, hope us & he don't fuck up in his development, could be the best player our youth team has ever produced.

Probably the only time Chelsea will visit Ljubljana and I won't be able to see it live at Stožice Stadium. Fuck my life. Oh, and by the way. Olimpija is really shit, I'm surprised the club didn't go bankrupt already. Expect goal fest.

Welcome Diego, it feels so good to finally have a striker at Chelsea.

YES!!! Welcome Diego, let's kick some asses now. Can't wait for season to start.

Drug cartel lord does what he wants and comes when he wants.

Made his ultimate team card, because I was bored: