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has he fucked off yet?

Special Juan said in previous post. not sure if serious though

Is Bushman actually a new mod? I think I'm gonna go into a cave and never come out. Eurovision tonight. We got this in the bag. Jype vote UK and I'll vote Finland, Stingray I'll vote for Belgium (if they're in it?)

Only Bushman and 1chelsea on my ignore list I think

Don't want to burst a bubble or anything but didn't he seem pretty adamant he was going to leave earlier in the season?

As much as I don't think we should give him an extension I think that we will. The club does some stupid shit I don't think we would have let our greatest ever player just bow out like that today and that's the end of him

All the players left the pitch for 10 minutes then came back out with their families. He was on the lap of honour

Just crap really. The players can't be arsed anymore because there is nothing to play for and don't wan't to get injured before the World Cup. Waste of 90 minutes of life. Disappointing to see so many plastics boo the team off and then not bother to stay for the lap of honour. Was a bit embarrassing that the ground was about 40% full for the lap of honour. Notice how Lampard didn't make a speech on how we are 'the best fans in the world' like he usually does on the last home game of the season. On the other hand, most of the players bunned off the lap of honour too. Only Lampard, Terry and Cole seemed to actually show any genuine gratitude for the fans. The rest seemed like they did the lap purely because they had to. Didn't see Salah or Ba on the lap (although I may have be wrong on that) while Eto'o and Mikel obviously had better things to do on a Sunday afternoon.

Clubbing last night/ this morning before a match doesn't seem such a good idea now :/

Would it be wrong of me if I said I've been looking forward to this game since the start of the season because it will most likely be the last time we have to witness Torres at Stamford Bridge in a Chelsea shirt?

Ladies and gentlemen, It has been 13 long years since Fulham Football Club bravely stepped into the uncharted territory of the Premier League. In the proceeding years we have watched on as the likes of Brian McBride, Diomansy Kamara and Steve Sidwell let their careers go down the drain playing boring football in front of a boring set of fans that, combined, have a personality equal to that of a spring onion. We have seen them finish 14th, year after year with about 42 points, never threatening to do anything, just content with being boring mid-table. For years, they have been the team we have seen last on match of the day, playing against Watford or Blackburn or some bollocks like that at Cravern Cottage after we drifted off to sleep after the first 3 games and just woke up to see the last game. One year they did fluke their way to a Europa League final, although let's be honest, they were never going to win it, were they? At long last it looks like the pointless existence of Fulham Football Club as a Premier League team is coming to an end. Just 45 minutes of football separate Kieran Richardson from Championship football. We may never see Fulham and their painfully boring, normal fans in the Premier League again. Maybe our paths shall cross in a League Cup 5th Round tie in 2019, but I expect the west London 'derby' (if you bother to take it seriously like a Fulham fan. They even had clappers for the derby one year) shall soon be a thing of the past. Goodbye Fulham. It's been fun. Gone and quite frankly, pretty quickly forgotten.

The mighty Doncaster Rovers

yep

2 years ago Ross Turnbull was a substitute in the Champions League final. Next year he will be playing in the 3rd division at the likes of Walsall, Oldham and Crawley.

He's a proper, proper cunt. A proper one. Elbows flying everywhere, staring out JT and the ref etc. but I couldn't give a single fuck if we sign him next season and he's banging them in for us.

It was quite good at the start and up until they scored but after that it all went a bit shit. You're right, it was filled with fucking tourists and lots of empty seats with 10 minutes remaining. A lot of people used the 'tube strike' excuse, although that didn't really wash with me, more that they are just really shit supporters

We've had them since the start of this season but last night was the first time we had all 4 out at once. Generally we only use them for Champions League but bring out the Champions League one for games against Arsenal and Spurs just to take the piss

Well done to Atletico. That's all I can say really. They were just better than us. Good luck in the final, the Atletico fans I came across yesterday seemed a very decent, down to Earth bunch and very good supporters of their team too. Smash those arrogant pricks Real in the final and hope you win La Liga too

He should have got on his hand and knees and headed it in while Torres moonwalked across the goal line

If anyone fancies a chuckle this evening, head over to RAWK. The place is in absolute meltdown. Usual ridiculous conspiracy theories have surfaced, including one that the FA purposely gave Jordan Henderson a 3 game ban so he would miss the game against us. Absolute different breed, that lot.

As if Merseyside police don't have enough to be dealing with on a Saturday night. What a sad bunch of muppets. Who, on a Saturday night, would waste their time going to a rural spa and hotel to shout utter bollocks. They're trying to guess the room telephone numbers of players as well on Twitter, the braindead fuckwits.

*sarcasm mode on* I'm sure Ramires would slot perfectly into Barcelona's midfield full of technically brilliant players. His passing ability easily surpasses that of Busquets or Iniesta. One of them would inevitably lose their place. *turns sarcasm mode off* Sounds like a serious comment you'd read on RAWK if Joe Allen was linked with Barca

Absolutely vile man. Who has it in them to use someone's death as a platform to take an irrelevant, cheap swipe at someone.

Rest in Peace, Tito. 45 is no age.

So what if we're missing Terry, Lampard, Cech etc. For the second leg? We're Chelsea. We can deal with it. We became only the 3rd team to stop Atletico scoring at home this season, have a second leg at home and north London is fuming about our 'anti football' again. Therefore we've done our job.