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Saw on Twitter that taking inflation into account, tickets these days at Stamford Bridge are cheaper than in 1997

we ask the same question every game to which the stewards just shrug and walk off. It is probably because they can punish us long term -i.e. suspend a season ticket or membership whereas away fans can just be chucked out once

Misery.

An extract from Luis Suarez's new book "When I was growing up playing street football in the narrow, cobbled alleys of Salto, me and my friends would always pretend to be the best players in the world. They'd always be Ronaldo, Figo or Roberto Carlos. Me? I would always pretend to be Mo Salah."

New quotes in the telegraph from Jose saying 've receive the least support at home of any team in the league' Ok Jose, ok. Did you not show up at places like Sunderland, Southampton, Newcastle (very overrated), Hull, Arsenal, Fulham last season? Seriously, his comments yesterday were unreasonable but this is just taking the absolute piss. If you publicly criticize our home support which is no worse than the other shite in the league why not praise our away support which is one of if not the best in the country? Not even R**a went this far and he was being called a twat every week. Some people praise Jose like he can do no wrong and will praise him for being a wanker and generalizing the whole home support. He also mentioned how the atmosphere was better in his first spell here. Might have something to do with you moving 3000 vocal fans from a traditional 'hardcore' area so that away fans could go there because he couldn't put up with mean things being said about him by them when they were in the East stand

Some of mine, mostly HDR from a few days ago EDIT: Ah fuck they've gone will try again later

you are getting way too good at this mate

previous pages and an article Alex wrote a few weeks ago cover it. Basically the club are currently doing a survey of the area surrounding the stadium. It is not a survey into the feasibility of expansion exactly but it is the first step in looking at expansion and it's viability. Chelsea are yet to make any comment about using Twickenham or the outcome of the survey they are currently undertaking EDIT: Although the RFU said Chelsea had contacted them about using Twickenham, me and Greavsie I think it was pointed out that due to laws in the area about the number of events allowed to be hosted at Twickenham each year it may not be viable. I think that was a few pages back too. It seems to be paper talk really

West Brom? If anything it will be worse. He's criticized the fans before and it made no difference. Personally, even if he is trying to deflect attention away from a piss poor performance he should shut his gob about the fans. Maybe if he was on the wage most regular fans are who pay £55 to watch Mo Salah miscontrol a 10 yard pass he can genuinely claim to have this connection with the fans but while he is on a few million a year not knowing how difficult it is to afford to go he can shut up.

The ticket price argument and standing could both be counteracted by saying everyone in MHL stands anyway and there are cheap tickets for home cup games and the atmosphere is still turd

As a season ticket holder in the Shed upper it was pretty standard but the QPR fans to be fair to them were very vocal which made us seem good

Nail. Head.

To be fair he's right. Our ground is full of mongs

Sat on a train opposite some bitter gooners moaning about Chelsea 'cheating' to win the 1970 fa cup because 'all they did was kick lumps out of Leeds'. Obviously Leeds were a very clean lot It's great being hated so much

Just checked and the mug who said they are taking 3000 is wrong. Had to return tickets and put some of the 1700 on general sale. How pony is that? West London is theirs.

That QPR forum is a right laugh. '3000 Rs and unknown amounts in home areas' Hang on a minute. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Is this muppet aware that they put their allocation on general sale for this? They couldn't sell out 3000 tickets to club members for their cup final. that's fucking tragic! Their support is piss poor. Considering how obsessed with us they are you'd like to think the Jeremy Kyle extras would be right up for this but clearly not. They also need to decide what demographic of fan we are. Sometimes we are 'goat's cheese tart-eating saps from Richmond' and sometimes we are all 'skinhead national front supporting chavs from Sutton'. At least Fulham fans could accept we don't see them as rivals because they're shit. This lot don't yet seem to have grasped that concept.

Bobby Zamora lives in the same town as me so I'll nut him outside Waitrose if the worse comes to the worse

he can be sent to work unpaid for 18 hours a day at the Bombardier factory there for the rest of his life

He sent an email round saying he'd brought in a cake when QPR got promoted so I mugged him off and asked if there would be one when they get relegated in April. Put him in his place

no but semi finals are 2 legs

Ties to be played 16th/17th December. Maybe we could take Mo Salah up there and leave him there over Christmas. A naughty child could wake up with a lump of coal and a Mo Salah in their stocking on Christmas Day...

Derby away in the next round. Yawn.

my boss is a QPR fan

Joe Jordan vs Diego Costa

Sometimes great players get you through a game by themself. Mo Salah undoubtedly did that tonight