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correctly called a dull home game against an ex Premier League team in the Championship. Boring.

several reliable people on Twitter close to non-playing members of club staff

Neil Barnett is the bald bloke who does the on pitch announcements for those asking and also does Chelsea TV interviews. He was sacked today, nothing to do with avb. Can't say I'll miss him and his "John Ter eeeeee" announcements pre game. Always reminded me of the frog from the Fimbles the way he could never keep his head still.

Wait until I post my complete list of 70 reasons a traffic cone is better than Mo Salah. It is waiting, Jason. It just needs copying and pasting. It will happen soon. You just don't know when.......

Can I have tips to improve or will you just ban me?

I suppose picking himself is the only way he will get in the team

Have I completed the Phil Driver challenge then?

Mo will need to get his TomTom out for this one. Doubt he remembers where Stamford Bridge or his place on the subs bench even is. Maybe he'll get a 10 minute run around if Baker, Boga or Mourinho's son gets tired.

Great shout. Give the head coach role to Mo Salah until the end of the season.

Expecting our usual home draw against a championship team. Probably Derby, Ipswich or Middlesbrough or any other ex premier league team. Still doubt Salah will make the squad mind

away from the match just want to praise the club pre match- turning off the floodlights with everyone chanting we hate Tottenham was absolutely fucking mint

Etihad came 9th and they sponsor Man City

No Skinners is separate and were our local rivals for everything. Tw boys grammar is a bit further up st John's road

Ah well. I'm off to call one of the adult channels on Sky and ask the busty sluts whether they think Mo Salah plays better on the left or the right

Which school? I went to TW Boys Grammar

I went to school there! Only live down the road in sevenoaks

Most Disgusted you've been for a while but not bothered? What?

Same old story, people banging on about it being an easy 3 points. Some people never learn

Hazard went straight down a blind alley. As much his fault considering he had options

If only we had the Egyptian messi on the bench to bail us out

If Brenda goes then it wouldn't surprise me if the scousers think they will be able to entice Pep Guardiola and his new trusty assistant Diego Simeone to the self proclaimed biggest club in the world. In reality they'd be lucky to end up with Chris Hughton or Alan Curbishley

Put your mortgage on Wes Brown making a cock up that leads to us scoring and the angry mackems in the half empty stand behind the goal standing up and shouting at him, throwing their fists in an angry manner. If it is late in the game they will also boo in that way only northerners do when they concede, and storm out the ground

I still think he loves inter more :'( <\3

Send him to Vitesse to get some experience

Bah don't need this pile of poo. We already have the Egyptian Messi, who has proved he can do it on a cold, wet, windy night in Shrewsbury