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I've got a season ticket in the shed upper but sit in MHL for cup games when the away team has the whole of the shed. My seat is about 20 away from the segregation line with the away fans when they have the larger allocation so yes we do give and take a lot of abuse because they are so close. Might move to MHL next season though

"Something"

Only spurs and man United have sunk to that level before

Shout out to the massive pikey cunts from Manchester today who would rather lob coins at us than celebrate when they scored. Person in front of me ended up with a nasty cut. Well done you pikey bellends

Hope we don't make Fabian Delph look like Iniesta like last season

filipelk

Got a snapchat from Filipe Luis of him and cesc on treatment tables at Cobham

Anyone else friends with him on snapchat?

Played cock or no cock on twitter. Got 8/10 on his first go too to be fair to him. I got 4.

Just about sums up the most vulgar club in world football who represent everything that is wrong with football today.

Oh for fucks sake. Would rather he didn't sign than we have this sort of shit. Makes us look like AC Milan

How can the ref have not seen it? It was by the dugout too so if he didn't see it then the fourth official or linesman would have.

I'd love to discuss this with Stan Colleymore but unfortunately he blocked me over 2 years ago when he was having a heated discussion about diving with Hayley McQueen from sky sports news. I proceeded to butt in and tweet 'Seems like you don't agree with her, Stan. Should probably beat her up like you did Ulrika.' Blocked He was blocking Chelsea fans last night faster than Ulrika could block his punches, the scumbag.

Dan Levene on twitter. Think his handle is @Blueschronicle

Sounds it. Seems like quite a big redevelopment of Fulham Road near the ground would happen as well

Club issued a statement to CPO who are meeting this morning that 'hugely positive advances' have been made with regard to potential future expansion of Stamford Bridge

It is! and it is in those 15 minutes looking longingly out the window that you begin to question what the point of life is. Why delay the inevitable? Just kill yourself now. Well, that's what I usually end up thinking at least

bitchez love the blonde

Northampton is a shithole. Went for a night out there once when visiting a friend at Uni there. The women all have beards

Funny the FA are fast-tracking our appeal so a decision will be made before the Man City game, our most important game of the season against a title rival. When have they done that before?

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Passed my driving test today and dedicated it to Henrique

And the FA has the nerve to call FIFA incompetent and corrupt...

Yeah MHL. What about you?

Oi Iceboy you gonna say anything about how shit our fans are? We were very good tonight but I haven't seen you say anything?