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Stay away ! Haven't we suffered enough with the ladyboy ? We have to buy a world class striker rather than get ripped off by Porto for a merely good one.

Hopefully Pepe will give him a good welcome to La Liga.

Dortmund is actually in a very strong financial position. They have a revenue of 215 million euros last year while having a wage bill of only 80 million euros. They've been a bit too prudent with their money I think and will in the future start offering more competitive wages. What I heard is that they were willing to pay both Gotze and Lewandowski, but it unfortunately seems too late now.

I'm glad I watched this match, even though it's been crap. I won't be crying for Chalobah to come to the squad anymore. Poor and lazy is all I can say.

Damn it seems in the Championship they don't even know how to kick a ball.

Part of the problem is that his teammates are naturally thick as well. They don't seem to see him when he is right next to them, and it's gotten him frustrated at least once.

Does he even know Mourinho is watching ? I hope someone told him.

This game so far is a great argument that there should be a reduction in the number of teams in the premiership. Both teams here are garbage and they should not deserve in any way to get the 180m or whatever is at stake.

He has to play further up the pitch. He is so far back that it's taken him out of the game.

He's pretty poor. Like a worse jogging Mikel, if that's possible.

I have suffered all 7 years of Mikel's tenure. You will clearly eat a box of Mourinho's turds as if they were hersheys chocolates, but not everyone is like you. I support the return of Mourinho. However, there is a limit to my tolerance. If you give him unlimited control he will leave us in the same misery as last time.

I was at first laughing at Guardiola's decision to want to go to Bayern but he has turned out to be a smart weasel indeed. That Bayern team is going to be scary next season. Champions of Europe, and they are going to add Gotze and Lewandowski ! They will be able to cake Bundesliga and will use the extra time and energy on the Champions League, while our players will probably be going to Europe after being kicked around by Stoke and company for 90 minutes.

In the friendly against City he was through on goal with at least a couple of yards and Kompany still managed to knock the ball off of him from behind. If he is our starting striker next season I am going to post a farewell video on youtube and jump off a bridge.

Ouch. Imagine waking up to news that both Mata and Hazard want to leave to United. Really feel for Dortmund fans.

Torres was lucky we were knocked out into the Europa League. Made a name for himself bludgeoning midget clubs.

Should have gone after Rip Van Winkle as well.

Yeah that is what I noticed too when I first saw the video. He has a very sweet technique when striking the ball.

Good luck today Chalobah.

So you basically define it as the antithesis of John Obi Mikel.

Weird teeth.

Huh, but the Monaco Grand Prix is already over ? Why would Ivanovic go there ?

Difficult choice to be honest between Torres and Cavani : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYdCdGv94dM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dpe3yY6SIfY

By the time Mourinho is announced every target would already be gone. I don't understand at all why he has to coach those final meaningless Madrid games. That's why Madrid is probably still keeping him there, all the while working round the clock on their own transfers.

Falcao gone, for almost the same money we spent on Torres.

It is wrong to sell a player, even when you think you are getting good value for him. We are not Porto or Atletico Madrid. We have had many transfer duds. When we finally get our hands on a great player, it's foolish to let him go. There is a good chance with out transfer history that we will use those 35m on another bad player. So no. Sorry Barcelona. Take your 35m and stick it where the sun doesn't shine.