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Alarming how slow Torres has become. He can't get a good shot off even when through on goal.

Oscar almost his second assist for City.

Mourinho or not, I don't really see how we'll compete with this City team next season.

God Ruben is so skilled. Gets kicked around so much.

If chances were humans Ba and Torres would be murderers.

Tired of midfield getting urinated on every game.

If this wasn't a friendly that would be a career ending pass by Oscar.

Hilario's hairstyle is like that of an old maths professor.

Cech gives good interviews.

Great player and a club legend but he should not be starting anymore against teams like City, Barcelona etc. Midfield gets run over.

Robben's brain can only process so much information at a time it seems. Either pass or score. Only one thing is on his mind. Robben's brain is overloaded right now. as in every big occasion.

When did the word pivot start getting used so much ?

Haha, I remember a reporter once asked Crouch what he'd be if he wasn't a footballer and he said "a virgin".

I hope we keep him for a long, long time . I feel Jose is going to turn him into a great player.

Never even knew he was married tbh. And what does it have to do with Terry anyways, even if he had a hot wife ?

I don't know. Terry has been with us so long that he must have some influence. At least I hope so.

All I thought is that Falcao scored two goals on us, and Terry being in a position of influence at the club could put in a word to get us here. People are so ready to judge these days. smh.

smh how did you get that idea ?

Terry must have surely put in a word to Abramovich to get Falcao here ?

We will finish 5th, right at the last game of the season on a stormy night against Manchester United in stoppage time. The goal will be from Howard Webb, who will blatantly tackle Luiz then slam it into the net. A bolt of lightning will split Stamford Bridge into two. Mikel will stop jogging. Roman will openly start weeping. Arsenal will finish third, prompting demands of a parade from their fans. Also, Jonny Evans will have one of his high flying kung fu tackles, except this time his foot will actually slightly touch the ball before going through the chest of the player and coming out the other side. As medics will rush to the scene and players will swarm the ref demanding a red card, the ref will say he got the ball first. The player will be heard saying "Ahhhh not again", before passing out.

Seems like he'll go to Barcelona. Madrid just embarassed themselves by putting in a bid. Now everyone knows he rejected them. Bigger concern perhaps for us is replacing Mikel.

Could the second offer be from us ? No official source said it's from Madrid. I know I'm reaching a bit, but i sure hope so.

Tell him Chelsea is the place to be.

If you see Neymar there put in a good word eh ?

Ok Rodrigo, log off the internet.