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This Tancredi guy is getting a lot of news.

Oh lol. West Brom's jersey looks like the old Newcastle jersey.

But still, they spent so much on them lol ! Torres has been so bad that we can't offload him for a decent price like City can do with Dzeko, Tevez or Aguero etc. Another problem for us is that City already have a better team than us and they are still outspending us. We have to be very prudent with the money we spend this summer because otherwise we really risk falling behind. The two cup trophies have taken some attention off the fact that we finished 6th last time and 3rd this year only two points ahead of Arsenal. Interesting times ahead. I have faith in Roman, whatever decision he makes

Lukaku has 17 goals for a shit Newcastle team. He will do great here. I was excited for Cavani but it doesn't seem meant to be. Crazy really that City have so many strikers and yet are spending a shit load on another one. Falcao will go for even more I am afraid and news is coming out that Madrid is negotiating with Lewandowski ? It is probable that we will get neither of the three big strikers available. If this happens I want us to start Lukaku rather than Torres.

Last thing we should do is get drawn into a bidding war with City.

Lol Ivanovic smh.

I just met you, and this is crazy, but Lampard sucks, and so does Fellaini.

Both strikers are shit and on high wages.

Why does Everton have more possession than us ? Our midfield really sucks at retaining the ball.

Well done lol. I almost spat out my food.

Against which team did Lampard get his sole assist of the season ?

No one talking about Cech's habit of staring the ball into the goal ?

Hahahahaha Lampard extended at stupid wages and De Bruyne will probably be sold for peanuts. Chelsea's way. 9 assists is 8 more than Lampard by the way smh.

The sad case of Chelsea. Where talented youths are shunned in favor of under performing players. De Bruyne and Courtois should both come in over Lampard and Cech but who has the guts to make this decision ?

We are grooming him well for other top clubs.

Better than Cech. Yeah, I said it. Peter Cech hasn't been the best for a while now.

Weirdly Cole gets so much more criticism than Lampard despite consistently playing better than him.

What nonsense.

Why not just play him as a DM? He is a great defender no ?

I am just afraid that Moo will turn everything to poo.

There is a joy in winning bastardized football. I don't feel it anymore though. I'm sorry. It's an embarrassment that we've spent more than half a billion pounds and still can't get these guys to string two passes together against good teams. We have to establish a long term tradition of playing exciting football, and promoting the many young talents we have at the club. Mourinho is not the right choice. If you are desparate to win titles in a space of a couple of years, Mourinho is an excellent choice. If though you care about style, promoting good traditions, promoting good football in a way that benefits the club in the long term, you should stay away from Mourinho. He is a manager that manages with certainty to create such an acrimonious atmosphere wherever he is that he has to leave within a couple of years. Remember we were 5th in the league when Mourinho was fired. This will again end in tears like it did last time. Stay away ! Go to Mansour please ! Hopefully we can get someone like Heyneckes or Klopp.

Call me a WUM if you like, but I only speak truths, even if they are uncomfortable. Our midfield got completely outclassed today by Benfica. If Mourinho returns and starts Mikel + Lampard in the center again, I will faint. Need a manager with a vision for attacking, possession football. Mourinho is just hoof and pray football.

Remember when Mourinho would just have us just hoof the ball up to Drogba every time. That was a great tactic I think.

Return of ugly football? We are still suffering the consequences of Mourinho's in terms of a midfield that can not string two passes together. Let's wait and see I guess.

Ramirez offside clinic.