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45 million euros is what Falcao just went for according to Marca. So Cavani should go for around the same money. If City want to pay the release clause let him. Lukaku is a great insurance to have.

Why haven't we already poached Porto's scouts?

Napoli have offered him a wage increase to stay. Obviously they want to draw this out even more. I don't know how we can actually justify 50m pounds for him, as good as he is. Torres, Messi, Ronaldo, Bale, Kaka are all big shirt sellers. Don't know about Cavani.

This is just stupid. It won't take much for him to be a better DM than Mikel.

He wanted to come to us but Tottenham would rather he go to Madrid for lesser money. What good did it do for them ? Perennial 5th to 6th place is their destiny.

Is it necessary to actually play with a DM ?

Now why can't Real do the same ?

And in two years, we'll be back to square one.

Instead of buying Schurrle we should use that money on that Papadoupolous center.

A stupid thought suddenly occurred to me, and I don't know why. I love Rafa, and am very thankful for his time here. However, how do fat people achieve penetration ? If they want to impregnate their wife, do they mostly just take the semen and put it in with their hands ? Must be pretty frustrating.

For me it's Mourinho's choice. If he decides to keep or sell Cech I am happy with either choice he takes. By the way, how much do you guys think Manchester City would pay for Cech ?

The gap isn't that big. I don't think Cech was this good at Courtois' age. At worst all that will happen is Courtois' first game for Chelsea will be delayed by a couple of years. I'd sell Cech for good money to be honest. If we can get 30 million pounds from Monaco, I'd do it, but only if Cech is ok with it. It's a bit hard to let go of a club legend. He has been with us so long now and has been an absolute role model in his time here.

Haha good idea. If either dies Terry will take care of the wife.

There must be an easier way to solve this ? Just have them play hide and seek or something. Whoever wins gets to be keeper.

Ummmmmm. Teacher ! Teacher !

He's very reliable.

I am happy Madrid are looking to spend 75 million euros on Bale. This will hopefully mean they won't go after Cavani. I think it's going to come down to City and us. There are no other teams. Monaco just signed Falcao, PSG has Ibra, and even if he decides to leave I don't think they can really compete with us. Our superior record in the Champions League plus the fact that we have Mourinho as our manager will surely convince him to choose us over City.

I hate it too. Thing is, it's used so much here that I have become used to it as well. A couple of years ago no one here said pivot etc. Now everyone says it on this website in particular. That WAGNH blog repeatedly beats it into your head.

Do not need. Do not want. This is Falcao's future by the way. Going to a shit club for money and then wanting out in a year.

Mikel + Lampard in the pivot ? Get ready to get bukkaked on.

Hazard and Oscar are very young too, and they can both be with us for at least 8 years or so. We have done a poor job though of getting players from the academy into the first team. Don't see that getting any better with Mourinho coming in. I remember he used to play the first team in the Carling Cup. *shudders*

This is one of the more depressing aspects of the club.

There is no rush for a player who isn't good enough at the moment to play for us. If he'd come here he wouldn't be able to get a game at all. He should stay at Watford or go on somewhere else on loan where he can improve.

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