Kieran.

Nice one Lukaku, thanks for my only memory of you was missing the deciding penalty in the Super Cup. Coward.

They're awful writers with shitty personalities and the readers who comment on the articles are just as bad. God I hate those twats.

Courtois Azpi Cahill Terry Cole Fabregas Matic Schurrle Willian Hazard Torres

I was referring to Fabregas, he's not a CAM so there wouldn't be a need to sell Oscar to make room for him..

You wouldn't play him next to Matic?

Talking about the transfer speculation that surrounded him last summer, Di Maria revealed: "It hurts you when you are trying to always do your best for a club and then it comes out that you might be going to Tottenham."

How is Lambert a poor signing? He'll bang them in off the bench...for 4m.

Fuck you, Torres. Almost every interview is insulting.

There's nothing wrong with black but when it's used unnecessarily like that (why are you focusing on the black players?) It's a bit suspect imo.

That makes me feel a little better after that Torres deal...feels good to rip someone off for once.

He first used him there out of necessity and was impressed, so he used him over Mikel and Lampard towards the end of the season.

yeah that makes him an asshole.

It'd be ironic if resigning Drogba forces Lukaku out, lol.

He's shit, he just stands there.

For some reason I think we'll miss out on him, which is what I kind of want but kind of don't. As far as big money strikers go, 32m isn't awful but it is still high risk. I think I would want Mandzukic, Lukaku and Eto'o (or Bony) as the three strikers which would have been more than enough this year.

Oh my God...

Song was great for Arsenal so we know he can play in England, he'll be good next to Matic.

It's like I'm addicted to bushman's posts. I have him on ignore and I keep viewing them regardless...

Non-story, still a chance he's back here next season.

Feel for the Benfica supporters though.

Nice one, learn to read.

I personally would have given him a B, I think we all want more out of him when it comes to goals and assists, but his attitude shown on the pitch has been outstanding, with relentless pressing and an incredible work rate. I would agree with you on the C rating if it wasn't his first year in the Premier League, so I cut him a bit of slack for the adjustment period.

Your lad won't even get to enjoy it the full season without outgrowing it...

Harsh on Willian but fairly agreeable

One mistake? Fine, do you remember Terry's OG vs. Crystal Palace during the run in?