Kieran.

I wonder how many yellow cards he's going to get away with then.

19 April: Sunderland (h) 22 April: Atlético de Madrid (a) 27 April: Liverpool (a) 30 April: Atlético de Madrid (h) The little gap between Atlético away and Liverpool is nice.

Third time the charm with Mourinho managing Chelsea in a semifinal?

First match is Tuesday! :blue scalf:

The FA said either the Sunderland game or Liverpool game will be moved a day, hopefully the Liverpool game!

we play home first. UEFA screws us twice in a night? Nice.

Of course UEFA knew we were playing Atletico, I can't believe they won't let us honor the contract he signed.

he's representing us tonight

Fuck off you dirty cheating bastards.

No one credits Cahill for launching the ball forward. No one credits Eto'o for having his shot deflected towards Azpilicueta. Stop grasping at straws.

Yeah he's a great guy, a breath of fresh air on this forum. I did the survey.

It was by one vote

And who gives a fuck? No one's going to like us if we let him play anyway. Don't let him play, easier route to the trophy. Easy as that for me.

Wow, I find it fascinating how Israel turns this around for them to look like the victims... http://www.rememberthesechildren.org/remember2014.html ENOUGH SAID.

He was my "favorite player" all year and when I changed it 2 games ago to Azpi, he's played out of his skin since...

I don't think an all-Spanish final would be good for ratings, so if UEFA draws are fixed (I believe they are), pretty sure we'll get Bayern and Real get Atletico.

Hope we get Atletico now.

We would beat either of these teams. (Man Utd/Bayern)

Is this really necessary? He's just expressing his passion after a huge win, sick of people calling him creepy or having a "rape face", get the fuck over it!

Cech Ivan Cahill Terry Azpi Matic D. Luiz Salah Willian Schurrle Eto'o / D. Ba So much pace in that band of 3...a couple of early goals would be nice.

As long as he's back by the CL Semis in two weeks, we should be fine. He could do with a bit of rest and we should get past Swansea and Sunderland with the form Willian, Salah, Schurrle and Oscar are in.

This dude's celebrations are beyond passionate...I think he was slamming his head on the ground after Ba's goal?!

Been crying out for him to get playing time this season, I think that's a goal every 98 minutes for him now? Great determination, great heart, couldn't be happier for a better guy. He's deserved it. Should we reach Lisbon, I doubt he even sees the field but he'll be able to feel like he contributed hugely IF we win the trophy.

We've all asked the team to step up when Hazard has an off night. Coming of age performance.

That legendary Di Matteo slip after Drogba's goal.