Kieran.

I asked you very clearly not to quote me again, and you did. Wonderful reading comprehension.

Umm..you missed the actual part that was sexist. "Worry about your husbands diet" = cook him better food = get back in the kitchen. Don't quote me again.

He told her to basically go back in the kitchen and make healthier meals for her husband. Are you serious?

His comments about Benitez' wife were 100% sexist. Not these comments though.

Yeah, Pedro in and Cuadrado out seems like the logical thing to do.

Smart move from Soton if true.

I got ten fucking stitches today and that was less painful than reading this thread.

Got a seriously bad feeling about this season...

It's intense....

Man City drop points tomorrow and it turns out to be a pretty decent weekend.

Schwarzer played that game.Edit: seriously stats? Word for word?

I use firstrowsports. Most links aren't hd but they work.

Gonna log off for the rest of the season. Some of you...wow

Flexing those mod muscles already? [emoji6][emoji23]

Courtois is fine.

Downbeat? Seriously? He wasn't downbeat at all.

Been sipping straight vodka all day. Tho I do like mixed drinks.

You mean unlikely to pick up a ten match ban during any point of the season? Yeah I agree.

Squadddd.

Got faith Remy can carry us to the title if Costa is out extended periods. There seems to be a bit of a panic about our striker situation because of his indifferent performance in the CS, but he's got the talent. He's already shown us last year.

Glad we don't have to face City right away and we get to face Swansea first. Let's see how the boys do in a game that actually matters before freaking out.

https://vimeo.com/135585941 How to make your weekdays bearable according to me.

Not say I told you so...but I told you so.

Moses and Oscar are the only players to play well this preseason IMO. Willian decent as well.