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Seriously, I watched Falcao play a few times last season and he was no better than Torres.

I just read a headline about Kennedy being the next Hulk. Is it too late to abort?

So much this. Great quote by Drogba. The people who are angry about this are either children or adults who have nothing going on in their life beyond supporting Chelsea.

Seriously, I think we need an age limit on here. There are so many stupid little kids it's really dragging down the quality of the forum.

The bar has been set low for Oscar because deep down people know the truth.

Can't wait for the meltdown when RLC is loaned to Vitesse next summer.

This is going to be such a shit signing. I can't believe it's going to happen.

Just send him to France for 3 years and we'll see where we are then. Same for Boga.

This is the worst post in TalkChelsea history. Lack of class from Petr Cech? My goodness. You are absolutely clueless.

Hey guys, who does this remind you of? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTkrigV0HIk One like for the correct answer. It's so tough I'm sure no-one will get it right.

That's part of their problem I can imagine Cech being disgusted in the first training session.

Does Lollichon leave with Cech this summer or stay with Courtois? That'll be an interesting sub-plot to the whole Cech move.

This transfer is only on the cards because Mourinho's agent is also Falcao's agent. It's a terrible deal aka the kind of deal we supposedly no longer entertained.

They are absolutely shit. I can't believe the amount of people walking around in them. The Adidas Flux have really grown on me recently after I thought they were shit initially.

That's a very fair description. I think Neymar's issue is that he believes he's better on the ball than he actually is and puts himself into tricky situations he's incapable of getting out of. Neymar's goalscoring record is remarkable though. He is really fortunate to be playing with Messi and Suarez; they create so much it's unbelievable.

Arsenal fans are also leading the charge on Twitter with the Neymar > Hazard talk after last night's game. They really are an odd bunch.

If Luis is happy to play second fiddle to Azpi he should stay. If not, he should leave.

Why would Zouma want to leave after a very successful first year where he got plenty of minutes? This is a total non-story as far as I'm concerned.

I'd love to see more of our younger players sent to France as we've had a lot of success buying from Ligue 1 over the years.

I've mentioned it on here but I was never sold on Pogba. He's clearly a good young player but some of the hype and fees mentioned is just ludicrous. I wouldn't want Chelsea to fall for it. Call me crazy but why couldn't RLC be as good one day? I don't see why not.

I hope he never changes.

Yeah, used to. Just like Torres used to.

This would be a terrible move after all the good work that has been done over the last 4-5 years. Remy >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> current Falcao, but I guess Remy isn't a sexy enough name for some.

Colkett reminds me toooooo much of McEachran and we all know how that turned out.