Cosmin

The thing is that this is Oscar's third (!) season with us and he doesn't seem to turn into that world class player that we all want him to be. That's why people are worried, because the expectations from him are very high. If you ask me, same goes for Hazard, who still hasn't fulfilled his potential. He's good, but not as good as he could be. But I have faith that Eden will become a world class player soon enough.

Di Maria will do fuck all. RVP is done, Rooney is Shrek and Hernandez means nothing for van Gaal. The only true salvation for Manchester United is EVIL KAGAWA. Seriously, they are shit defensively. Di Maria won't help it.

Drogs coming in!

Fucking Eden, take a bow, son!

Looks like Taylor-Fletcher spent his pre-season at McDonald's. Nevermind, he's always been fat.

Ivanovic, Brana, Branislav, I fucking love you, lad!

One season later, Schurrle still can't understand that he must not shoot from outside of the box.

How is that not even a yellow?!

So slow. It's like some of our players are high.

I hate sunny days.

The only way I was able to watch something on iPhone was by getting the TV Apps from the AppStore. One of them had Chelsea TV and I managed to watch a friendly game once. But anything else doesn't seem to work.

I kind of feel sorry for them. It was hard for us to learn that Lampard will join City, even if his role there won't be that important. Imagine how it feels to see your favourite players lifting trophies for your rivals. I wouldn't laugh at them about that.

Tibooo!

Branaaaa!

HOLLY FUCKING SHIT. BRB, I'M JUST GONNA HAVE A WANK.

I'm officially in love with Cesc.

DIEGOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Fuck off.

Damn, Diego Costa is so strong and he's everywhere.

Lucky twats.

Everton played in white. So that guy is a Leicester player. Don't know his name.

Not that I owe you any explaining at all, but look at the reactions that the guy's getting after one bad game. Not to mention the Mata thread.

People waited so much for this season to start and now they seem to think that the season means only one game. Imagine if we don't win tomorrow. Jesus Christ...

Why is he more responsible now than he was when he got the number of the guy who won us the UCL trophy?

Well said! The first game is always difficult. Carefree!