Cosmin

I'd rather have Remy. Cheaper, Premier League proven and keep in mind that whoever comes, will only be the second option.

http://www.chelseafc.com/news/latest-news/2014/08/torres-loan-agreed.html People beat me to it. Whatever, bring the champagne.

Last time I checked the calendar, it was the 29th of August, not the 25th of December. But thank you anyways, Santa!

Remember the 2003 UCL final: Or that Inter team that won the UCL in 2010. Serie A really went downhill in the last few years. But I strongly believe that Premier League will never go down that road. This league is way too strong and has fans all over the world.

I'm hearing that Inzaghi wants to play the 'win by 1-0 with defenders as scorers' type of football.

WTF?! Chelsea are on the verge of giving permission for striker Fernando Torres, 30, to join Italian Serie A side Inter Milan. (Times - subscription only)

COSMIN MOŢI MOŢI COSMIN COSMIN MOŢI! He played for Dinamo Bucharest (Steaua's rivals) for seven years, before moving to Razgrad. And today he made us happy again. Thank you, lad!

She looks very good and everything, but there's something about her voice. I kind of want to make her scream and after that have her read me some bedtime stories

The thing is that this is Oscar's third (!) season with us and he doesn't seem to turn into that world class player that we all want him to be. That's why people are worried, because the expectations from him are very high. If you ask me, same goes for Hazard, who still hasn't fulfilled his potential. He's good, but not as good as he could be. But I have faith that Eden will become a world class player soon enough.

Di Maria will do fuck all. RVP is done, Rooney is Shrek and Hernandez means nothing for van Gaal. The only true salvation for Manchester United is EVIL KAGAWA. Seriously, they are shit defensively. Di Maria won't help it.

Drogs coming in!

Fucking Eden, take a bow, son!

Looks like Taylor-Fletcher spent his pre-season at McDonald's. Nevermind, he's always been fat.

Ivanovic, Brana, Branislav, I fucking love you, lad!

One season later, Schurrle still can't understand that he must not shoot from outside of the box.

How is that not even a yellow?!

So slow. It's like some of our players are high.

I hate sunny days.

The only way I was able to watch something on iPhone was by getting the TV Apps from the AppStore. One of them had Chelsea TV and I managed to watch a friendly game once. But anything else doesn't seem to work.

I kind of feel sorry for them. It was hard for us to learn that Lampard will join City, even if his role there won't be that important. Imagine how it feels to see your favourite players lifting trophies for your rivals. I wouldn't laugh at them about that.

Tibooo!

Branaaaa!

HOLLY FUCKING SHIT. BRB, I'M JUST GONNA HAVE A WANK.

I'm officially in love with Cesc.

DIEGOOOOOOOOOOOOO