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Anyone else cried while reading that?

right, Jose gave him so many chances and he wasted them by NOT DEFENDING good enough. WHAT A SHIT ATTACKING PLAYER HE IS.

This is a nightmare...I'm just praying for something to happen and Mata to stay at Chelsea.Why we should sell him to this f*cking club who is in our league and with the player like Mata they could go in top 4 of the league.Manure fans have already started celebrating and my friend was close to finish in his pants after reading some rumours about the deal...Please Chelsea board,don't let Mata go to manure.PLEASE.

For you to post that Mourinho meme and then say you are not happy is pretty hypocritical!
I agree 37mi for Mata isnt a bad deal (although considering the timing of it, I cant say it is a good deal either). But that doesnt mean we should celebrate just because of the numbers...
Mata has put a LOT of smiles in your face during those 2 years, so for you to treat him like that is damn ungrateful. You could have just posted that you agree with the deal and wish him good luck (or not, considering it is United) and said thank you. It wouldnt look like a United fan jumping around!
EDIT: Before you post those fabricated quotes such as "no player is bigger than the club", I wasnt even a Mata "defender" (if you want to call it like that). But I do appreciate the things he has done for this club and I am hating to see him going to a club I despise and that drastically needs quality players. We could have very well waited for the summer!

I know you think you are smart and all, but I'm sure there is a little voice in your head saying to shut the fuck up.
And if this voice isn't in your head, it's right here - shut the fuck up, because you look really stupid.

What Torres won at Liverpool:

What Torres has won at Chelsea so far:

It's not just a matter of opinion when outdated "theories" like creationism find their way into science classes and people use holy books to justify oppressing human right. Especially nowadays, religion has been not much more than hindrance to human development, and there's nothing wrong with saying we should put an end to it.

£5-6m apparently, what a steal!

£5-6m apparently, what a steal!

These must be worn in the final!
Omg, i said final! Im gonna say it again, FINAL!

It's just to troll with Arsenal.
We'll release the team-sheet and it'll be something like this:


Cech



Bosingwa - Cahill - Terry - Cole



Mikel - Essien



Ramires - Mata - Malouda

"I’ve met him once, and the day he came to tell us Villas-Boas was not in charge anymore and that Di Matteo was the new coach, he was affected, you could see it in his face."
^ No mention of an outspoken Roman... clearly the Daily Mail had it wrong then, sources claimed he 'ripped them a new one', and read them the "riot act" etc, Smh.

I just love his contribution to the team.
I will honestly say that the one bad year probably has made him more of a team player, cause he kills himself for the team.
Fights every ball, does good passes, great assist.
The board did screw up by paying 50 mill. That 50 mill has weigh heavily on him, and also getting him at the wrong time when our system is not good enough for him.
But if in the summer we are going to get some explosive wingers, and more creativity in the mid then Torres will be awesome.
Torres is not worth 50 mill, but he is here and we have to make the most of him.

28 today, happy birthday Nando!

28 today, happy birthday Nando!

28 today, happy birthday Nando!

He should wear Kalounatic.

Can't wait until next season to celebrate his next goal

Well, I'm not very excited about Lukaku right now, because I think he is not needed right now, to other side its superb to see a player saying things like this: 'This is the most beautiful day of my life.'
Some years ago few players would say they dream about playing for Chelsea. Guys like Drogba arrived because of money and the prospect of winning major trophies, but it seems Lukaku really dreams about playing here. It shows that this club is becoming one of the greatest in the world.

People need to understand that we need to have squad players like Kalou who are willing to sit on the bench. You're all saying we should sell him and bring in a top player, then what? Make him sit on our bench? Yeah right.

People need to understand that we need to have squad players like Kalou who are willing to sit on the bench. You're all saying we should sell him and bring in a top player, then what? Make him sit on our bench? Yeah right.