Madmax

Who do you think will Mourinho pick as 4th choice CB - Omeruo or Zouma?

Much pashun, very hair, wow.

I remember when I used to that ... cringeworthy. How did Barcelona manage to land Rakitic for just 15m £?

This needs to be AutoMatic.

Well ... he doesn't underestimate himself, that's for sure.

Wtf is this soap opera

You should only trust what bushman feels, I feel.

Eto'o lover? Nope, just respect him for the impact he made in the conditions he was brought in. Maybe you ought to try it too.'Fact' is the number of goals he has scored and the games he scored them in - and you can laugh all you want but they won't change. If being the best striker of that bunch was no big thing, why didn't the other two manage it? If Eto'o is a 'train wreck', what does that make the other two? Interesting that you decide to ridicule someone who was - whether you accept it or not - the best in his position at the club. Are you still pissed your precious Mourinho was called up for his stupid, disrespectul remarks? Edit : you heavily edited your post, I see. Give it up, even you know Eto'o was not the best name to rake up here.

Is that our highest scoring striker Eto'o? Yeah what a shyster that guy is. I mean who the fuck only scores against United, Arsenal, Liverpool, Galatasaray and Tottenham? Nah, can't think of anyone from our team worse than him; not the Senegalese fella and DEFINITELY not the 4th most marketable player in the world and Mr Tahiti destroying Confed Cup Golden Boot winner Sir His Holiness Torres del Fernando.

That Swiss girl in the cartoon. I used to watch as a kid; don't judge.

Can he play in the pivot?

I hope Costa satisfies our striker need the same way Matic has satisfied (half) of our midfield need.

Nahhhh Mangala

Is that a Salah and Kalas crossbreed?

Sell Ramires, sign Paulinho, bang head on wall.

Well those quotes seem to be real alright. Is Lukaku bipolar or something? 3 days ago he says he has 2 years on contract with the biggest club in England and wants to play there; the next day he says 1+1=2 or whatever. Stupid twat. Want him to be our no.2 but my God, does he ever shut up?

Roman is a complete legend.

Go through the reactions to the latest Torres comments

What amazes me is how eager people are to jump on one word from Lukaku while Torres' periodic passive aggressive statements and insults to the club still finds defenders. It blows my mind.

Haha, okay bro.

Radio Mikel only transmits sideways.

No, he just knows (like everybody else), that he's the best striker on our books currently. You'd be pissed too if motherfucking Torres was ahead of you while you're scoring 30 goals in the same league at 20 years of age.

This thread is embarrassing

He was doxxed recently but people always knew he's full of shit. Still has tens of thousands of followers, though.

Indykalia is a fucking embarrassment. He's some random Indian dude in the UK who works behind a KFC/McDonalds counter. True story.