Madmax

I want Liverpool in the semis so that we can smash them twice

More difficult finish than it looks.

Pssh no Jarosik or Sidwell? Can't take you serious.

20 mins for Salah please, Jose.

http://gfycat.com/PlasticBruisedInchworm Ivan in the corner

Show some replays dammit.

AW YISSSSSS FILIPE LUIS!

Wait for transfer window --> go to profile --> squad --> 'recall from loan'. Done.

9 goals by mid December. Not bad.

No there's just high quality foam padding https://www.keeperstop.com/canterbury_ventilator_soccer_headgear_for_goalkeepers-p127/

Same, shades of MvG at Swindon.

'Jose, you're a wanker, a wanker!' Stay classy, Derby fans.

Welp, this looks bad. Our boys are very concerned.

I like the intensity we're playing with.

Hahah ridiculous Hazard

Who are the others in the QF?

10-12 mins

Playing Remy is like literally disrespecting the competition and we want some silverware. Nope, can't take that risk. You know, Derby will be really up for it; this is their cup final.

The Derby manager must not watch much football outside England. Just some mind games, I think.

FFP.

TIL some of us are RLC's family and playing a UCL game is akin to zero development.

Condolences from across the border. Is this the lowest these scum can go?

Exactly. There'll always be one excuse or another. Cop-out bingo : 'need to win trophies' 'need to sustain winning culture' 'we should respect all competitions' 'not playing well enough at loans' 'playing well on loan but playing at Chelsea is different' 'if they're good they'll make it somehow'

Has Motta been that bad? I was impressed by him in our first leg last season.