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Favourite moment yesterday ... smacks a freekick into the first tier, turns around with a look like he's never done it before. Oh, Didier.

Unreal.

All I want for my birthday is for us to twat this shower of shit. More of this hilarity, please :

Complete shit - both the performance and the viewing experience. I hope Gus The Meerkat and his crap band of ogres fuck off to the Championship. Still, unbeaten and top of the league so nothing to cry about. Plus, November is done with.

Sunderland's persecution complex is hilarious. Fucking small time. The ref's buying into it as well so fully expect this to end 1-0 in the 87th min. It just feels like that kinda day.

Strange performance from Branna so far. He's not getting forward too much (probably been instructed not to), but he's not doing his primary job well either. One great tackle aside, he's been unsure and Wickham's got the better of him.

I remember him solely from playing FM 06

Yup. But still, his belief is shit.

Figured. I vaguely remember watching Kalou or Cole score a late goal in the roundup. They were showing Newcastle's relegation match here.

wth, I don't even remember this. Is this the last match of the 08-09 season? Did Kalou or Cole score as well?

Can anyone find a video for Anelka's performance in this fixture in 2010-11? (day after Torres arrived, so 01/02/11)

Saw it was eurosport, knew it was Paul Parker, kept on scrolling.

Anyone else starting to dread these games on some level? We're being built up so much; it just feels like an over-inflated balloon about to be burst.

Can he play in the pivot?

What's with his creepy expressions It puts the lotion on it's skin ....

He certainly loved the Inter fans more than Chelsea fans at one point of time - [quote]I thought I had reached the height of emotion with Chelsea's fans, but Inter's supporters are even better,' Mourinho said. 'I'm in love with Inter and these fans, not Italian football Wonder what he thinks now.

The only Ronaldo. The other is Cristiano.

I wonder what goes through his head when he watches a 36 y.o Drogba bang them in. He was supposed to be the one who replaced Didier but it's turned out the other way.

Torres would be in a casket and Diego would be in prison for homicide.

Criminal that there's no Azpi either.

Some extraordinarily ordinary names there.

#bantz

It's bloody scary the numbers he's putting up. 75 UCL goals at 27 ... he'll probably end up with ~125, and that's never getting bettered.

Dare I say it yet? R.I.P November.

Who scored ratings : Schalke 6.7, Chelsea 7.2 :wank: