Madmax

Hahaha see you later Lambert you dick.

Just after that save the camera cut to Courtois and you could almost picture his brain as he's thinking, "wowzers these are some boots to fill".

What a monster. I love you Jetpack.

Jetpack only starts home games.

I'd like to reserve the top performance for PSG, thanks. Ugly goal scrambled over the line in the dying minutes today would be lovely. Just like last season.

If ... eventually ... nah, that's bollocks. He's performed very well wherever he's been sent, he's high on confidence and champing at the bit to do it with us. Now it's up to the club to trust either him or a 37 y.o to do a job next season. There's only so many loans that work out due to the vagaries the system is susceptible to. He could very well go out on loan to another club, find himself in a Josh at Swansea or a Baker at Wednesday situation, suffer from loss of confidence/form/enthusiasm/all three and immediately the talk will shift to how he never was that good anyway etc ... until another 'prospect' comes along and the circus continues ad infinitum.

Like supporter says, MATCH BY MATCH

Looks like we already saw this coming and hence Cuadrado. Chelsea board ahead of the curve once again, no surprise.

On the other hand, Mourinho vs Simeone ... 4-1 win 2-0 win 2-1 win 1-2 loss 0-0 draw 1-3 loss Not too impressive.

Shame that's not what they're actually there for.

Funny, couple of goals changes the entire narrative.

I really hope that stuff about Drogba continuing to be a Chelsea player next season is not true and that we give Paddy B his well deserved crack at the first team. I'm hopeful because ever since this loan policy has been set up, the only handful who have gone on to get chances are the ones who've performed exceptionally during their loan spells - Courtois, Sturridge, Lukaku, KdB. Oh, and here's an interview he did with ZooSport :

Can you imagine the sort of money you'd make via insider trading had Chelsea been a stock exchange listed company?

To be fair, the Clintons are a very good looking lot.

Watching him against Madrid the other day just drove home yet again what a shame it is that we missed out on him in the summer. Would've been perfect for us. Mikel has his uses and anyone who's been here long enough will tell you I've defended him a lot but he's far too limited for an aspirational side like ours.

For others like me who haven't seen the goals yet : Hazard -- > http://gfycat.com/SeriousShamelessJuliabutterfly Ivanovic --> http://gfycat.com/RecentHandyDamselfly

7 points!

That kit is hideous.

I'd put in a transfer request if I were Remy.

The way Ivan's reputation as a defender never dissipates is akin to people still thinking Iniesta is some god. I love the guy but come on.

Best ever African in the EPL, according to Opta

Unleashing the 2005 Youth World Championship Player of the Tournament on poor, hapless Aston Villa? Now that's just cruel.

Much bigger miss than Costa. Oscar needs to pick up the slack tomorrow, can't afford passengers in the side.

That would depend more on getting in the CL, I think. Maybe; doesn't mean I like reading about it all the time though