Madmax

I think I would kill for that. No, seriously.

What was he doing so high up the pitch in open play? Great composure to tuck that in. That Holland strip is class, btw.

How many bloody threads do we need for this speculation?

'If he does'/ 'How long would he stay'/ 'Who will he play'/ 'Who will he sign'/ ... bollocks. How about showing the current manager some respect and refraining from thrashing out fantasy scenarios involving someone who is at this moment at another club with massive headaches of his own to worry about? Jesus, the guy shows up in London and everyone gets their knickers in a twist.

He's deliberately doing that though, some kind of joke only he seems to find funny. Bet he wasn't laughing once handed the pink slip and getting in deep shit, was he?

Nobody spells 'cunt' more than Bellamy and Barton.

How about if we throw Kalouda in, just to sweeten the deal?

http://backpagefootb...ths-at-chelsea/ Thorough. ........................................................................ Would love to know if this is true.

Do not tell me he meant to do that

Pretty wound-up you are. Nevermind.

Now now don't go all statistical on us. #LuiztoDM.

Personally hoping for Hazard.

Who gives a flying fuck about friendlies anyway?

pmsl

It's a good thing Roy Hodgson doesn't roam the touchline too much, poor AVB would be scared to death ..

Sour grapes .. Trophies are trophies are trophies. End of.

lmao, everyone fell for it.

I hate, absolutely hate seeing Steve Clarke on that side of the line.

Oh well. Gotta feel for Cardiff.

2-2, it's sudden death now.

Cardiff 1-0

Adam does a Beckham there.

Cardiff miss as well, 0-0

GERRARD MISSED!

Nice to see Scousers getting robbed for once.