Madmax

How's Kalou survived 90 minutes?

Horrendous set-piece delivery, really is.

Fina-fucking-ly. And to think the caretaker left Mata on the bench, smh.

Entirely disagree. Attacking and defending is al about positioning and movement, nothing do with possession.

Pedestrian stuff. They've packed the centre so what do you do? Play wide, get past defenders and stretch play. All we're doing is trying to lump it to Drogba and hope for a generous set-up. Doing exactly what they want us to do.

Drogba useless again.

RDM's loyalties laid bare. Toe the old guard's line.

And to think people actually believed in the fantasy return of Mourinho. Get used to having your gaze set much lower.

Too many of those lately innit?

Get Sturridge and Torres on.

Diallo should have been sent off there.

Frustrating half.

Take Drogba off. Utter shite.

God this commentator is getting on my tits. Unlucky again.

Unlucky.

Fucking disgrace Fuller. Fuck off. Drogba should stop with the histrionics and actually concentrate on making a positive on-field contribution instead. Hope Cahill's okay.

Drogba's been awful.

What's the point in a double pivot featuring Mikel? Too slow to track back. Easy to bypass with dinked balls and get into Terry.

Poor touch Ramires.

Great strike Cahill.

Better movement.

Ivan should score.

Come on Chels!

Fuck me. No Mata or Sturridge? I hope you know what you're doing, RDM. Official site says it's 4231, meaning Lampard in the middle and Ramires + Kalou flanking him.

Indeed, we're better off having a 'Justin was here' emoticon, he's the only one who even uses that smiley.