Madmax

What the guy says about referring to a strict/uptight elder as 'Hitler' is pretty common here.

I feel so dirty doing this, but : YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

FFS anyone but Toure City get one out of nothing.

What a miss Suarez.

The commentators are so far up Liverpool's arse. "This is how it used to be - Liverpool leading the Champions!", "This is where Anfield comes alive!", "A club with so much history!" Pathetic. The fucking skinhead scores.

Liverpool generally do better against the bigger sides (or used to, under Dalglish). Hope they get a draw.

Compare his positions yestersay : to Hazard's : You can see how they're trying to play with each other and interchange often. Also, compare his positions in this fixture last season (0-2 loss in May) : He's now moving around a lot more and popping up all across the midfield band. He only came on in the second half in this fixture but you get the idea.

I thought the way we nullified Ben Arfa was brilliant. Ryan served his purpose very well.

The last couple of pages gave me the 'bemused chipmunk' expression RDM seems to wear permanently.

You're just assuming that last part.

The point is they both exagerrated the definite contact that was made. It's a foul everytime.

Says a man who's favourite is Drogba.

Indeed, he's be at Vitesse right now had we got him then. In any case, he's well on his way to making the £32m look like a bargain.

All of Tintin's touches vs BvB : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrIMAXm_TRA&feature=g-u-u

The Torres goal was a thing of beauty. More of that please!

Our French scout Guy Hillion confimed he noticed him as a 17 year old and recommended him straightaway to Chelsea. We could have had him for a free then.

He was excellent, as was Meireles.

Ah well fantasy league points for me (Evra, Persie) Also, I'd take Dembele over Modric if we were signing a CM. He's going to be a boss.

It might surprise the voyeur to learn that we've scouted Hazard dozens of times from when he was a teenager.

All of you moaning about ''too much depth'' in the wings, I'll take this every day of the week over the Anelkalouda trinity that were our only options there less than 18 months ago. Great signing who bolsters our attack directly (wings) and indirectly (Sturridge to CF now). A young HG player for ~7m upfront ... Well done Emenalo!

Happy Birthday!

The one with the most to lose with Moses coming in, especially if Robbie sticks to the 4-2-3-1.

Wait, what ... you work?! You and Cap are on here 24/7

So if he dribbles through a United/Arsenal/Liverpool defence, shall we refer to it as 'Moses parting the red sea'?

Welcome. No number yet, I see.