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Indeed. Hello old friend :blue scalf:

Bayern = bottlers. Hope BVB destroy them.

Love him, I simply love him, oh I do love him. Hazard and Mata get the headlines but this little cutie is an awfully good player to watch. Nimble feet, lithe movement, industry, vision, technique, etc. One of the hardest workers on the pitch; really puts in a shift most games. If he is Brazil's #10 at 21 years old, he's good enough to be the #10 of any side on the planet - club or country. I hope he stays for a long, long time because ... well, because it's Oscar.

City will receive 1.7m from the deal.

That's one creepy photo

No hard feelings, pleased he gets what he (presumably) wants. Good luck Studge.

Sky Sports News ‏@SkySportsNewsBREAKING NEWS: Chelsea have made an official offer to Newcastle for Demba Ba who have given permission for them to open talks. More on #ssn It's back on, folks.

While I agree our fixtures haven't been the toughest, a managerial change in the middle of the season brings about upheavel, which we've done well to recover from. Surely some of that credit must go to him.

How good are Transfer News Central on twitter? They say we're considering cash + Marin for Schurrle.

It's a marriage of convenience for both parties. Let's ride this out and quit moaning while he's getting results.

I read somewhere Arsenal are lining up Atletico's Adrian. Walcott out?

Flop? He hasn't started 5 games yet!

2 things : - The fans and Lampard himself can say all they want about the matter but the board's recent conduct has provided ample evidence that fan opinion doesn't figure prominently in their considerations - If wages are the issue, how can they continue to shell out 180k a week on Torres yet baulk over a lesser figure for someone who offers much more currently and will likely do so even over another season, age nothwithstanding?

Don't fret, we'll walk this. This will be their cup final but if we're clinical (Villa), this should be a riot.

And everything goes to pot.

Half hour gone .. so far so good.

Who was the woman on Hasselhoff's lap?

I don't know why our best striker is on loan while Torres continues to stink up the place here.

Anyone think Utd, City, Spurs or Arsenal will drop points today? Nah, me neither.

Turnbull's on the roster simply for holding down a homegrown place lol. I expect Hilario to play if Cech doesn't recover.

Happy New Year, fellow Champions of Europe. #weknowwhatweare

Don't care about good or bad; it's been a monumentally memorable year and it's been an unbelievable journey.

You'd think people here would be used to Chelsea transfer stories by now.

Ah, hiding away from where all the action is, I see.

Was he even in the box for our second goal? A 34 year old Bosman can get on the end of those loose balls but nor Mr Euro Golden Boot.