Madmax

You're easy to read.

Lame, pathetic *hot wife* 'joke' coming up.

Apologies if already posted .. Funny as fuck.

Thinking how we pissed on their parade still gets me all warm inside.

Good luck Benitez and thanks for your time.

This guy is going to be so difficult to get off our books lol.

James Rodriguez? Crikey .. great signing.

Random Coentrao fact : guy loves a fag.

No you just have to know how to cook books

Third world problems. I empathize.

Dafuq? They don't teach calculus in accountancy!

Yep, I definitely understood all of that.

Still can't get over how class that GK kit is. Best we've ever had.

Ronaldo, Roberto Carlos, Zidane, Totti, Lampard.

Yup, streams. Perfect timing actually, I leave for work at 8.

Lewan backup for Torres? Backup? BACKUP?! Jesus. Lewan would chew Torres up and spit him out. EDIT : nvm.

And we can thank him for that

I've never seen Frank Lampard Sr. smiling. Always with the stoic cross-armed ambassador stance.

Worse is he's a TV pundit here. We have to listen to this bald twat's inane ramblings every week.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2013/may/21/michael-mancienne-hamburg-chelsea-kevin-keegan

His daughter tries to kick the mascot but misses. Chip off the old block, both of them.

The actual internship lasts 3.5 years but because of all the exams in between we end up taking study leaves, which we are asked to compensate for at the end. If you have an understanding boss who's willing to waive that extension, you can leave at the end of 3.5 years (he'll still show you as an intern in his book till the period actually gets over), but mine wasn't. Cheers.

Smh, the title of this thread.

No mate, Chartered Accountancy. November. Can't believe I can be a professional CA as soon as Feb!