Madmax

Strange to not be a part of it. Europa draw in 2 hours. Great games there, Madrid-United, Arsenal-Bayern, Shakhtar-Dortmund. Milan-Barca is boring now.

Indeed; Atletico, Leverkusen, Napoli, Gladbach, Anzhi, Inter ..

Should never play left midfield again. So apparent LB is where it's at for him.

Wait, didn't some other paper class him as one of the top 10 summer buys in the Bundesliga?

Disagree strongly; Cole may be past his prime but he's certanly good enough to hold down a semi-regular place in the squad for another year while Bertrand and PvA continue to develop and grow into their roles. Essien is not even a comparison; he was handed a ridiculous extension when his knees were past the point of no return.

I love how joyous he looked when he scored; he was like a kid getting his first goal .. wait, he is just a kid, isn't he - just 21! All those stories about his arrogance and him having the airs of a spoiled superstar are so laughable. He's a ridiculously talented kid playing for the European Champions and thoroughly enjoying himself doing so. Nothing more, nothing less.

He scores when he wants, he scores when he wants, Fernando Torres, he scores when Hazard wants!

I wonder if they'll continue with the 3-4-3 Lambert employed against Liverpool.

Giant penis? I don't see Rafa or Torres in that picture ..

Or maybe Ferreira at CB and Luiz with Lampard. lol, it's going to be a difficult night either way.

Pivot will be interesting .. no Ramires, Luiz (CB) or Mikel; Lampard + who? Hope it's not Oscar. Saville?

Gonna watch Udinese - Fiorentina tonight before our away to Leeds. Fiorentina are very watchable this season, should be a good game.

Nah not gonna be easy. Cold night, jet lag, the psychological effect of Sunday's loss, hostile crowd ... there'll be no place to hide. 2-1 to us late on I reckon.

That's the spirit!

Opting for anyone apart from the vast majority should be 'an embarrassment' or reveal you as a 'troll or a lunatic'.

When someone opens a line with 'We're not racists, but ..', you know they're going to say the most racist thing you've heard.

I'd rather Lewandowski.

I doubt he'll get his chance at CF at Liverpool (Suarez) tbf. 12mil + 60k pw in wages saved is a good deal for us. The key issue now is who is he replaced with.

Apart from the obvious, every loss against Arsenal, Liverpool and Tottenham.

Luiz = 10x Cahill.

- Starting Lampard when he's coming back after 2 months out - Starting Lampard next to Ramires who's been toilet in these 2 months - Leaving out Mikel who's suspended in domestic games - Leaving out Oscar whose Brazilian background had him really eager to contribute in this competition - Waiting 70+ minutes to take Moses off when he'd been playing like a Wigan player the whole night - Bringing on a right back while chasing a goal with just 10 mins left - Bringing on a winger with just 5 mins left - 3 like for like substitutions - No changes in shape, no adaptation - Leaving Torres on only for him to miss the most unmissable goal ever - Fucking up the chance to win something that would have infused some winning mentality and/or confidence in this young, underachieving side - Fucking up the chance to be called World Champions Based on cold, hard facts and no resentment'grudges, Benitez is one massive divvy cunt.

Ugh United have Sunderland. 4-0 atleast, I bet.

LOL @ Pardew's 8 year deal. He's run his mouth off about us whenever we've sacked managers; I have no sympathy for him.

City's passing is on another level today.

Oh fuck off Newcastle with your stupid offside trap.