Duppy Conqueror

i bet with those budgie smugglers for shorts you lot do wear over there it looked like a nightie on you..

the new Eddie Niedzwiecki... or steady eddie if you talking with a pie in your gob. hope he has better knees..but would certainly settle for the talent of the ol` Eddie. nice welsh name Niedzwiecki isn`t it.. p.s. never seen him play tho so don`t know if this guy is like Eddie where`s .Manuf gone anyway? we need some polish input..and i`m not talking Mr Sheen.. :eyebrows:

during a thrashing at the hands of Clough`s Forest (7-1 if i recall correctly) Chelsea started to sing the song "Always look on the bright side of life" from the Life of Brian movie by Monty Python. for a while the song became an anthem sung by supporters of teams all over the U.K after we introduced it to the Terraces first. a craze more tasteful than Man City and their inflatable bananas....an inflatable crocodile was my item of choice.tho it was short lived,.it got punctured on about it`s 2nd outing, up at Highfield Road (Coventry City`s old ground) the crocodile was bigger than me..haha...if only we used to take photos the way fans do today...though i guess we were too busy having fun!

If i had the Wings of a Sparrow and the dirty black arse of a Crow i`d fly over Leicester and shit on the bastards below Shit on,shit on Shit on the bastards below, below Shit on,shit on Shit on the bastards below

In the Liverpool Slums In the Liverpool Slums In the Liverpool Slums your Mam`s on the game and your dad`s in the nick you can`t get a job `cause your so fucking thick In the Liverpool Slums

If you go down to the shed tonight you better go in disguise If you go down to the shed tonight you`ll never believe your eyes `Cause Jeremy the Sugar Puffs bear has bought some boots and shaved his hair today`s the day that Jeremy joined the Skinheads

we have shown that to date for sure.. hopefully that will change from next year on..i fear though that with the way the top italian clubs have for many years loaned out their promising players a stupid amount of times with loads of clubs before getting a decent run with their parent club..maybe if we stay under Carlo that will be what he continues to do. i really hope not though..

i`ll compile my list at another time when i`m not so busy... but lets just say the episode of Room 101 when Alan Davies chose out of all the things in the world..the City of Liverpool to go into the dungeon..he got a standing ovation off me. i think i could write a 400 page book on why i hate Liverpool and that`s before i even start on the football club.

i`ve served in the British army and there were loads of Celtic fans serving alongside me,top boys the majority of them....which illustrates both how ignorant the fans who unfurled those banners are and that not all Roman Catholics and Celtic fans are the same..and that`s coming from a man raised in a Protestant Catholic household.

Liverpool have absolutely nothing to lose and not good players in the positions the youngsters have been played in. we have champions league to qualify for and very slim but still a chance of regaining our title. Billy Clifford is out injured anyway..

where`s your hometown?

Schalke 04. they are the only team i don`t hate out of the 4! will always be grateful for Jose`s contribution to our success from 04-07 but i don`t wish him any success with clubs i hate. fans who still cling to the hope that he will return to CFC shouldn`t be rooting for Madrid either...

just hit on this thread now and was gonna put that fact out to folks myself. plus theres the Chelsea Pitch Owners who own the pitch and turnstiles at the bridge, the CPO also owns the name Chelsea Football Club Ltd, which is licenced back to the club on the condition that the team play their home matches at Stamford Bridge. if Roman wanted to move Chelsea to another stadium in the future, the club would not be able to use the name Chelsea Football Club without permission from 75% of CPO shareholders .

the "Winterburn flinch" remains my all time favorite "laugh at arsenal" moment..but today was funny too.

yet another positive story regarding a Chelsea player that you won`t read about in the tabloids..like JT giving his boots away to kids in the crowd..Drogba`s great off-field work etc...

it would be the right thing to do..so it won`t happen.

i didn`t say it was the same. but "just like drink driving, it`s an arrogant ,selfish act.." that is what i said.

ah great..even frank acting like a twat now...can`t condone speeding unless there`s a legitimate reason for it..e.g wife/girlfriend giving birth..one of his kids needed urgent medical treatment. otherwise it`s just like with drink driving, it`s an arrogant selfish act. nobody got hurt this time..hope he learns from it. he is smarter than the average footballer,so there`s hope.

well we do on the right side.. i`d love us to sign Eden sometime soon...maybe if we got Lukaku first he would push for a move to join up with his fellow young compatriot at a major european club like ours. Belgium got some seriously talented youngsters these days..

i don`t want to be the one to tell most you guys i told you so regarding Ramires, but i did, so i will..:champions: love the way our boys,everyone of our outfield players hounded the mancs around the field in the second half. could see within a few minutes of the half that their players did not come out expecting that! Chelsea in great form until Yuri goes down....Yuri comes back,Chelsea come back. just saying...:eyebrows:

well i was out by one but i didn`t account for Torres goal being disallowed....disallowals(is that even a word?) don`t show up in my tea leaves..

just popped in before i skoot off to watch the game..we win tonight and back in the race by this time next week prediction Chelsea 3 Man U 1

as for additions i`d say mostly just keep those we have loaned out and and add one striker if Drogba goes. a right back if Bos goes, a right sided or "number 10" attacking midfielder and a better back up for Cech, someone who has some experience but isn`t too expensive and we`ll be set for a few years. Hilario looks to be retiring ,Turnbull isn`t good enough so he can go to..sell Kalou,sell Ferriera,..sell either Anelka or Drogba and that`s it. not that many new signings and departures really and we would have a good blend of experience and youth.

Neymar would be better if we played in a nancy boy league where they have a "roughing the princess" results in an automatic sending off, policy. but for the premiership which is generally more important to english chelsea fans if not to foreign based ones. playing in the big boys league with a 12 year olds body and from the last i heard about him someone with a 12 year old`s mentality. he would just be another Robinho..perhaps worse because Robinho was stronger than Neymar is when he came here. Lukaku is a better fit for us because although being only 17 (perhaps 18 by now i dunno) he already has a body as big as Drogba..is a carbon copy of Drogba only 15 years younger and as far as i can see, more consistent mental maturity than Drogba.(as much as we all love Drogs i don`t think anyone can honestly deny that he can be a bit of a twat on times) being almost a carbon copy of Drogba means that we don`t have to alter the tactics and formation to suit him. what suits him is already in place. so Lukaku is a better fit for us because of size,strength,maturity,a skill set that suits our play and the premiership,known for loving chelsea so won`t be a springboard to a move to Real Madrid in a couple of years claiming that the weather doesn`t suit him,Belgium has similar weather conditions to Britain so him settling in and staying for the long haul would be a lot more likely than if the sunshine kid came over..oh and Lukaku has experience of European tournaments. can bump your gums all you like about what Neymar is doing in a kiddie tournament, but Lukaku has already graduated into the big boy tournaments and done well. it all depends tho if we want to pay 25m for a Drogba/Anelka replacement or 35m for someone to compete with Kakuta. i`m not saying Neymar is a bad player and i`m sure on fifa he`s a dreamboat..but certain players just aren`t cut out for the premiership..would be like throwing Bambi into a herd of rampaging wilderbeasts... it only takes about 10 minutes of watching Lukaku and he looks like a natural for the Prem and the other more masculine leagues around Europe. haven`t counted how many that is but it seems like more than 5...if not throw in the fact that Lukaku would have no work permit issues like Neymar could have. now care to tell us how Neymar is 10 times better than Lukaku.?

not against us but the way Ferdinand elbow smashed that Wolves player in the face deliberately (could just see by the way his facial expression changed just before his elbow sunk into his face there was venom behind it...) the way the whole Ferdinand flees from drug test got handled ,brushed under the carpet and made a future England captain,even tho he shouldn`t even get in the squad....loved the way Butch spoke about JT still being the real England captain before the Copenhagen game btw..that was a treat to hear .