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TOTALLY ON POINT!!! and I am NOT a Willian fan, this guy is SHIT and SHORT, he would not even come up to boob level on me (I am 1.83m) if I was wearing any of my shitload of Louboutins

Tosh. It was 2 sales, £65m (Willian) and £55m (Morata), not some £200m global blockbuster. Also, we could have been buying players before that as well. Under your positing we could never cut any good deals if we sold any players of worth, nor could any clubs who sold players in the £40m to £80m range (and especially above). Also if you think £120m wont bring quality, you need to seriously take a look at some of the QUALITY transfers that massive teams have gotten this window, and the prices they paid. Examples of loaded (money-wise) teams paying fair prices Thomas Lemar to AM, £63m Naby Keïta to the scousers, £54m, explosive MF, pretty fair price given his ability Douglas Costa to Juve £36m (and from Bayern, who drive hard bargains) Gelson Martins to AM FREE (he is easily a £40m plus player, he renounced contract due to Sporting Lisbon nightmare) Jorginho to us £57m when add-ons are counted, thats not an overpay at all for a top 5 in world DMF/Deep holding playmaker Malcom to Barca £37m (great price for a superb RW) Fabinho to the scousers £40m (far better player than Bakayoko, who we paid same for) Corentin Tolisso to Bayern last year £37m for a superb young MF, another one we cocked up Federico Bernardeschi to Juve last year for only £36m Leon Goretzka to Bayern on a FREE for one of best young CMF's in the world Stefan de Vrij to Inter on a FREE for a great CB Clément Lenglet to Barca for £32m he is a superb young CB, another one I really wanted us to pursue João Cancelo to Juve for £36m, a great young RB, he looked the dog's bollocks at Inter last year Álvaro Odriozola to Real Madrid for £27m, another superb young RB, miles beyond Zappacosta Leonardo Bonucci to Milan for £37m last year, great price even though he was 30, he has at least 3 years left at a really high level Iñigo Martínez to Atheletic Bibao for £28m for a superb CB Lucas Torreira to Arsenal £27m for another superb young DMF Arthur Melo to Barca £27m for another great Brasilian CMF Franck Kessié to Milan lat year for £18m, a steal, he has come on like gangbusters Jean Michaël Seri to Fulham for £27m, a great price

I dont think hazard is going BUT if he does then these deals (some need to happen regardless) need to go down GK Strakosha or Donnarumma CB Rugani (I am more and more sold on him daily, after a lot of Juve old games) MF (and this is if Hazard is sold, as its the only way we have enough cash) M-S all the way (I list a shit tonne of other options here RW Willian out, Federico Bernardeschi (Juve have 3 starting RW'ers now) or Suso in, Pedro is fine as backup Dembele is simply too expensive if we do these others LW, Leon Bailey (he actually prefers RW, so is super versatile) need him regardless of all else Striker Icadi (my dream but I dont think we will have the jacobs to buy him, we fucked up huge and let release clause of only £98m expire a few weeks back) If not Icardi, Martial, I think he would be a superb number 9 in Sarriball

What's left for alternatives. Some are pipe dreams. Sergej Milinkovic-Savic (obviously, and my number one choice) Julian Draxler Miralem Pjanic Thiago Isco Nabil Fekir Mateo Kovacic Tanguy Ndombélé (Lyon) Amine Harit (Schalke) Luis Alberto (Lazio) Houssem Aouar (Lyon) Rafinha (Barca) Kai Havertz (Bayer Leverkusen) Bruno Fernandes (Sporting Lisbon) Pablo Fornals (Villarreal) Talisca (on loan in China until December) Lucas Paquetá (Flamengo) Carlos Soler (Valencia) Dennis Praet (Sampdoria) Matías Vecino (Inter) Sarri wants him,I am not sold on him, and he certainly isn't a goal scorer Manu Trigueros (Villarreal) Hakim Ziyech (Ajax) Amadou Haidara (RB Salzburg)

Oh, FFS!, £70m valuation for Morata??? The same as with Willian to Barca, and the exact same shit is going to happen. We are going to get fucking stuck with BOTH, when we could have had £120m fucking pounds and been done with the trouble. GRRRRRRRR

Bayer just bought Mitchell Weiser from Hertha Berlin to be their starter at RB, so Heinrichs will probably not get that much time anyway. He has informed the club he wants to leave. Azpi may (especially if the Rugani deal falls through and we fail to buy another CB after that) probably have to play some CB, so there is the opportunity. He also can play LB, CB and DMF too.

I didn't say to buy, was listing the options out there for the poster I replied to I want Azpi as RB would, however sell Zappa and buy Benjamin Henrichs

We so so need to sell Moses, where is he going to play? No more WB, and Azpi and Zappa ahead of him at RB, I think, unless we sell Zappa. We will never get more for him that right now.

These are all that is out there in terms of quality RB's bold are most likely Sime Vrsaljko (Inter is on verge of signing him any day though) deffo my first choice out of all of these, although Sarri wants my next listing below Elseid Hysaj (but we have no-raid deal with Napoli now that we have Sarri) Djibril Sidibé (has been linked to so many clubs, never us really though) Alessandro Florenzi (Roma dont want to sell, and again, mutiple clubs want him) Andrea Conti bad knee injury, out for months Thomas Meunier rock solid, would make Hazard happy, but will PSG sell? Barca wants him too Benjamin Henrichs massive potential, young (21) but he regressed a wee bit at Bayer Leverkusen last year , still I would love this one Nordi Mukiele 20yo potential next French superstar RB, BUT RB Leipzig just snagged him, grrrrr thats it, unless Barca buys Meunier and decides to sell Nelson Semedo, who jumps up to near top of this list

Take Drinkwater, change his name to Daniele Natale Bereacqua (Daniel Noel Drinkwater in Italian) via deed poll and ship him off to Lazio with £70m for M-S

Is in our genetic code /me taps mic........ If I had the wings of a sparrow if I had the arse of a crow I'd fly straight over Tottenham and shit on those bastards below

Lazio are holding firm at £120 to 130m they are not budging so far

I always give detailed 'how its all funded' postings The only truly huge spend (as long as hazard and Kante are not sold) I ever advocated was, is, will be ICARDI, (and I fullllly paid for it) we FUCKED it up badly, his release clause was only£98m, for arguably the best pure 9 in the word atm (I rate him here at the Bridge over Kane in Sarri Ball) I refuse to toss CR7 into any discussion of pure 9, as he plays all over the damn place

Are Thiago or Milinkovic-Savic done deals? Thiago wont come as no CL I wager, PLUS Bayern Munich have ‘never once articulated the thought’ of possibly selling Thiago Alcantara That is the verdict of the Bavarian club’s CEO Karl-Heinz Rummenigge. (earlier today) and M-S is wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy outta our price range atm I am hoping for Pjanic now so badly another name Talisca, which we had taken a crack at him, I rate him over Golovin 40 goals, 15 assist in last 2 years as an AMF, now started on loan in China Just scored a hat trick

CANNOT BELIEVE MORATA DIDNT SCORE THERE!!!!! DONKEY!!! What beautiful footie though in that build-up.

Better weather and no income tax LOLOL

Dont forget Nainggolan, Bernardeschi, Romagnoli, de Vrij, Bonucci, Kessie, Brozovic, and especially Alex Sandro! We got straight cunted so many times by Italian clubs. Massive bids turned down, and then many sold intra league for 10's of millions less than we bid, or we got strung along like a City banker's side bird the entire length of the bloody window.

Dedicated to AC and hopefully that twat Mourinho soon

They are now just like Juve, 3 starting level RW'ers Martins, Vitolo, and Correa surely one has got to go My god, they are fucking loaded Inter is getting there too

Just another day in GrannyLand Antonio knows

Reminds me of this pronger NEYMAR UNFOLLOWS CAVANI ON INSTAGRAM AFTER HE REFUSED TO ALLOW HIM TAKE A PENALTY KICK http://www.informationng.com/2017/09/neymar-unfollows-cavani-instagram-refused-allow-take-penalty-kick-video.html

sell him to Sporting Lisbon! He will learn about proper bovver-booted thugs and what they think of backchat from whingey players right 'n quick

I am half bajan, you are a yardie (I assume), so as one westie to another, dun let deh damn frog vex ya mon ya always gonna run into people wid no broughtupsy please dont go all argy bargy, as if you do on every single likkle ting, ya end up in deh jenkins