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Sarri's James Dean? https://www.vice.com/en_uk/article/8g5w8x/the-human-v11n1 In the early 90s, I decided to shoot film and video footage of Larry with his James Dean collection. By then I'd already read the books Hollywood Babylon I and II, and knew all of the juicy gossip about James Dean. You know, like his "thriving colony of crabs" and "anonymous sex binges with leather daddies at an East Hollywood S&M bar." And don't forget his reputed nickname, The Human Ashtray, given because he liked to get his pals to put out their smokes on him.

Tricky Trees for real, lolol

We could have had ICARDI for only 110m euro (£98m) up until recently when his release clause at that level expired

I think it's fear we actually end up USING him

Chelsea signing either of this £80m duo as replacement for Courtois could be the biggest blunder https://soccersouls.com/2018/07/25/chelsea-signing-either-of-this-80m-duo-as-replacement-for-courtois-could-be-the-biggest-blunder/

INTER CONSIDER CHELSEA DEFENDER AS VRSALJKO ALTERNATIVE https://forzaitalianfootball.com/2018/07/inter-consider-zappacosta-chelsea-vrsaljko-alternative/ As Inter face an increasing struggle to sign defender Sime Vrsaljko from Atletico Madrid, they are lining up a plan B in the form of Chelsea’s Davide Zappacosta. Coach Luciano Spalletti has made it clear that he wants a new right-back and would ideally like him to be in place for the start of next week, although they have faced a battle in their bid for the Croatia international. According to La Gazzetta dello Sport, there is growing frustration that their number one target remains in Atletico’s plans, and they will not give him up in a transfer or initial loan with the right to make it permanent, despite Inter striking an agreement with the player himself.

was it Manc U? I was thinking it was Shitty or even more likely, the Scousers

If I was a bloke and meeting Granny and the board in person I have my top WOOD WOOD HUGH SAD CREW SWEAT https://www.endclothing.com/gb/wood-wood-hugh-sad-crew-sweat-11835620-2426-wh.html

I vote Rob Green as striker over Morata at this point at least he wont dive as much as he might break a hip, being 39 in 5 and half months and all

Atalanta, Pasalic completes transfer from Chelsea https://www.calciomercato.com/en/news/atalanta-pasalic-completes-transfer-from-chelsea-14538

G R A N N Y

Sporting Players Injured After 50 Hooded Fans Attack Squad and Trash Training Ground https://www.90min.com/posts/6061350-photos-sporting-players-injured-after-50-hooded-fans-attack-squad-and-trash-training-ground

LOLOL, they actually thought they could do a straight swap???????? Idiots! That's what you get when you have a bloody predatory yank hedge fund snatch yer team Hedge fund billionaire Paul Singer’s ruthless strategies include bullying CEOs, suing governments and seizing their navy’s ships https://qz.com/1001650/hedge-fund-billionaire-paul-singers-ruthless-strategies-include-bullying-ceos-suing-governments-and-seizing-their-navys-ships/

LOLOl my favourite Tequila DON JULIO 1942 https://www.thewhiskyexchange.com/p/20505/don-julio-1942-tequila

well, I would have a slap to my face before a kick to my fanny, but that doesn't mean I desire either

At his age, let's hope the pitch doesn't hit back

You made me spit my Bellini on my serval he isnt amused, lolol

They better start weighing like they are a butcher at the Ginger Pig on a Saturday morn!!!!!!!!!!! FFS, there is barely 2 weeks left in the window and we have ONE in the door, even deals said to be done and dusted are dragging on like a RuPaul rerun

And some people wonder why I am a Serie A wanna-raid bish!! It is also by far the non-EPL league I watch and enjoy the most, with the Bundesliga a distant 3rd overall, the La Liga 4th, Ligue 1 5th.. I don't follow the Allsvenskan here in Sweden much at all, as I am London born n bred (Onslow Square in South Kensington to be precise, so the Bridge was a mile or so walk straight down Fulham Rd ), so never was brought up in a Swedish team culture here (plus the footie is dodgy).

The one move he might make is to play for France in the next WC after he got shit on this time, he has brought it up (that he is eligible) their winger choices would then be Kylian Mbappe Leroy Sane Thomas Lemar Ousmane Dembélé that's just SICK!! they are all 19 to 22 years old too!!! just those 4 are worth over half a BILLION quid in market transfer cost and that list is not not even counting Anthony Martial Florian Thauvin Kingsley Coman Nabil Fekir (who can play winger as well as AMF) look at the team you could make of NON WC French players this would be my 23 GK Alban Lafont CB Aymeric Laporte by far best non capped player in world, a top 10 in world CB CB Dayot Upamecano CB Clément Lenglet CB Malang Sarr LB Layvin Kurzawa LB Jordan Amavi RB Nordi Mukiele (superb young player, should be a household name in a few years) RB Léo Dubois DMF Geoffrey Kondogbia (can play deep holding MF too) DMF Lucas Tousart CMF Adrien Rabiot CMF Jean Michaël Seri (another player all big clubs are chasing) CMF Tanguy Ndombélé (many of the bigger clubs want him, especially Spurs and Atletico Madrid and Man U) AMF Houssem Aouar (HUGE talent, only 20 will go for £50m plus soon) AMF Dimitri Payet LW Leroy Sane (if he switches from Germany) LW Kingsley Coman RW Allan Saint-Maximin (next great under radar French RW, only 20, will go for at least 30 or 40m soon) RW Maxwel Cornet CF Alexandre Lacazette CF Anthony Martial CF Jean-Kévin Augustin BRUTAL and young and big team, super pacey too Switch one player that's a possible DEEP into CL level team with right manager in a couple years

Latest CIES Football Observatory Performance Rankings for the last 6 months in the big 5 Leagues http://www.football-observatory.com/-rankings-_none The CIES Football Observatory has conceived a unique approach to rate players on a match-by-match basis by taking into account the pitch production and efficiency at both individual and collective level. Using data from OptaPro, the values presented refer to the averages for matches played at big-5 league level over four different time periods: last week, last month, last three months and last six months. To be included in the rankings, a players must have been rated for a sufficient number of games. For more information, please contact us at [email protected]. http://www.football-observatory.com/IMG/pdf/note02en.pdf (methodology) snip