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lol, you always quote me before I can go back in and sort my dyslexic spelling. I have horrid dyslexia (made earning my post grad degrees a true bish!)

Dig deeper. The offer was £5m plus Malcom. They said that equalled £50m for Willian. Bullshit. Malcom is worth (after a big fail) less than the £37.5m they paid for him. Lets say we reduce him by HALF the amount they are reducing Willian valuation (65m to 50m was the drop for him) so 7.5m drop for Malcom valuation That makes Malcom worth £30m. So.... £30m value plus the £5m cash Means they are only offering fucking £35m for a player (Willian) whom only 6 months ago they offered £65m cash! £30m drop in real offer value v six months back! They trying to give us the Catalan bolloxing.

Yep. All they need to do is toss us Malcom and £20m. Hell, I will be nice and take €20m.

Yep, just like he was interested and wanted to go in the summer. The liar then ONLY changed his story AFTER the board said NYET to that final £65m offer. Then, when Willi saw writing on the wall, he flipped the script to 'Oh, I am so happy, I NEVER wanted to go to icky Barca'! Bullshit, he talked up a storm in Brasil on GLOBO and in their rags about wanting to go play with the Catalan cunts.

I doubt they would offer £50m cash now. At best, Malcom plus £5m (as those Catalan cunts say Malcom is worth £45m! ie. £8m MORE than they paid for him 6 months ago) is in reality a fucking £42m bid. The £37m they paid for Malcom plus £5m cash. That means they are literally offering AT MOST £23m LESS than they offered for Willian just 6 months ago. In, reality, as Malcom value has went DOWN, it is around THIRTY MILLION quid less. They are trying to fuck us with no lube, no candy, no kiss, no card. As I have stated, a fair offer is Malcom plus £20m. That equals out to Willian at £15m less valuation (65m to 50m) And Malcom at £7.5m less (£37.5m to £30m) Dropping Willian in valuation at double the drop of Malcom is fair to both parties and shows good from our end. Barca cannot claim that Malcom failing there actually ADDS to his value, which a £5m plus him to make £50m does indeed do! £50m minus £30m leaves us due £20m. Done and dusted.

I would never expect him to be a starter. I am not even saying I rate him a buy. That doesn't change the fact that we literally have the worst strikers of any top 20 football on the planet and le cheval de trait français (Giroud) is a big part of that fail. My calling for Willian and Alonso off and out is the most easily defended stance I have ever taken here in the last year. They are by far, far far, the two worst non-striker starters we have. Massive, team-wrecking weak points.

My straight GF's would disagree that pulling out too soon is a bad thing. It does leave a mess tough.

The Telegraph confirmed we turned them down last night, supposedly within minutes of the offer being made.

Or Alaba, as Alonso needs to go NOW.

Fuck that twat. Closest to a whistle that cunt should get is

Carlo kept his, lolol.

There are always the 'appeal to authority' types in every crowd. The status quo, 'big daddy (or mummy, in Marina's case) knows best' defenders. Same as in other aspects of life. In politics for example, the despicable neoliberal, utterly faux-liberal/plazzy prog Blairite Labour faction and the Clintonian/Obama 3rd way neolibcon USA Democrats.

Yep. Sibneft mafia fo sho and fo life G! Lol at at balls. She has someone's bollocks in her purse for realio.

OneMo, come on mate, Giroud is utter crap at this point. Surely that is not a controversial statement. This bloke is 5 years younger too, and is (I admit Süper Lig is not a big 5, but it is equal to the Championship, or close) scoring goals at a truly crazy pace, 20 goals in 17 games. £10 or £15m might be worth a punt, as a decent backup option. Morata and Giroud have to go. We are not the French National team who have and will have the greatest collection of wingers ever in football history (not even close, especially if Sane switches over from Germany) to carry him.

Oh yes. Once Mou got binned, it was over. FFS Now even Donkeykaku is playing well. More doom

Almost no chance we buy Hysaj, unless we are selling Azpi (pro tip, we are not) this one rumour that I do call bullshit on £45m for him is madness he isnt that good if we want a backup (and a replacement SOON) for Azpi (which is needed, he is on decline soon and also is not good in Sarriball offence) we need to buy one of the following (some are impossible) best options in red bold Joshua Kimmich João Cancelo probably now impossible (board cock-up, what a fullback he has become, top 5 in world RB, so so progressive) Sergi Roberto (another massive board fuckup, yay Marina!!) Trent Alexander-Arnold Achraf Hakimi (force Real to include him and others in the Hazard deal) or Valentino Lazaro (best athlete on this list) Sime Vrsaljko Ricardo Pereira Benjamin Henrichs

Meanwhile those fucking Bayern cunts stole a march on the world and got a WC combo RB/CB (Benjamin Pavard) for ONLY £31m!!!!!!!! Benjamin Pavard to join Bayern Munich in summer for £31.4m https://www.theguardian.com/football/2019/jan/09/benjamin-pavard-bayern-munich-join-summer

Yes, but if they fuck about and do not buy Nahitan Nández, they will not sell Barella. Boca accepted their offer, but its been 3 days now and no movement

We can run a 4 4 4 and yet have only the legal 10 outfield players just use Higs and Adebayo Akinfenwa as the striker duo up front

yes, after a few weeks on the Higs diet

Barca is his level!!!!!!

no one suggested him as the starter and tbh he probably is better NOW than the cart horse Giroud hell, Glenn Murray is better now

Barca/Real Logic They buy a player he FAILS they sell for much higher than they paid Chelsea reality We buy a player, they FAIL (or even better, just cannot break into starting lineup) we sell at massive loss, even if the player goes on loan and plays to level we thought he would when we bought him

what I would tell Barca is simple 6 months ago, you bid £65m for Willian now you bid £50 that's £15m less soooooo you paid £38m (it was actually £37m with the exchange rate then) for Malcom we will say he is worth £30m now as that is only reducing him HALF as much as you reduced Willian you reduced Willians value by £15m, we will reduce Malcom's worth (as he has been a FAIL for you, you cunts cannot say he is worth MORE than what you bloody paid simply because he fucking put on a Barca strip) by only half that ie. £7.5m so If Malcom is now worth £30m and you are saying Willian is worth £50m give us £20m plus Malcom and DONE DEAL