Vesper

Marina

I LOVE Rudiger, my type, a hothead, tall and black,just like moi, lololol

can we PLEASE smash 2 more past these absolute cunts

crowd is in a surly mood, UJ must have said sod the pub and snuck in the Shed End

Barkley in , Kova out

price just went up £5m for Barca

FINALLY a decent shot from the £65m dollar man

pro-level troll!

tick tock Sarri

Alonso runs with all the vigour and energy I would to make it to a Primark sale

true dat!!!!

And the BOARD

As well they fucking should This 4 3 3 false nine is pure Brixton backstreet SHIT with added negative bonus of Willi the human rain delay and Fucklonso killing the grass on the left ...... epically shambolic Eden looks like he wants to slap a bitch Pick one Many to choose from, starting with Mr. Bifter

seeing Cesc walk out the door didnt just make me cry (my wife too) but it TRULY worried us he and Luiz were by far our best passers now this summer Luiz will walk away too (he has TOTALLY won me over this year by stepping up like a fucking boss)

Rondon has more fight in his left bollock than Morata has in 10 hindu reincarnations of his gel-life

we may lose this one mates

why the FUCK was there no one ON THE POST???????

jesus fucking christ

it is staggering how many defenders (virulent ones) they have

Alonso and Willian offer nothing

this false nine is shit, and this football is boring it took a non-system moment of brilliance from Luiz and Pedro to pick the lock now it is back to pass pass pass pass blääääää

29 minutes in, make sure you are up to right time