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ffs we have zero DH DMF-capable young players in the pipeline Ampadu surely isn't the answer there looks like it is Kovacic given the shot or bust we damn well better do big business in the summer if those bans come and we haven't snapped up Tonali or someone similar we are fucked

We can but hope.

Demba Ba FTW The Gerrard slippy goal is eternal.

The ironic thing is, other than his spell here, he might go down in history as a really decent player. I have watched him at AC in last 2, 3 months and he really does look almost back to his beast form at Monaco Deffo the player in last 5 years I was most wrong about. I was sure he would be a force of nature here for us We are a major jinx club

DO IT NOW!!!

Good list!! We are on same page IF Eden and CHO leave could live with Pulisic Lozano Pepe and Suso or Bailey or Malcom I love Chiesa and Bernardeschi (although he is a bit regressing) but it will be insanely hard to pry either out of Italy Ismaïla Sarr (similar to Pepe but a right footer) and Steven Bergwijn are intriguing options at LW too same for Thorgan Hazard Willem Geubbels if Monanco gets relegated (he is only 17 though) David Neres or Samuel Chukwueze (destroyed Real Madrid a few weeks back) or Iñaki Williams at RW are interesting as well I so do not see us bring in any of the giant names No Mbappe (obviously) No Ousmane Dembélé (zero chance Barca sells him now, that ship sailed last summer, and he is going to be a MONSTER) No Sancho, as Shitty would block the move I am 95% sure No Asensio (only in a Hazard deal and would much rather we took Vinícius Júnior, who RM will never give up) Zero chance we drop £100m on Coutihno (although he is an AMF, he does play a lot at LW) Martial will renew with Manure I am sure Thomas Lemar maybe maybe, but AM going to try and give him every benefit of the doubt

Manchester United fans identify 'defining' 12 days in season following FA Cup draw vs Chelsea Man United have been drawn away to Chelsea in the 5th round of the FA Cup, adding to an already tough run of fixtures. https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/man-utd-chelsea-fa-cup-15745214

shame he never came good, I would have thought Sarri could have worked some magic on him too weak mentally

lol, yes we are really going to build a new project around a MF who turns 32 in the 2nd half of next season

Beware Malmö a bit, they are not nearly as shit as you think. Sure, we should (and will) probably crush them, but they are more than capable of pulling off some nasty surprises, especially at home. The team here in Sweden we follow (AIK) denied them a 3rd straight Allsvenskan title, and they do have a pretty decent European history, granted their true glory days were in the late 1970's and early eighties (they almost won the CL (European Cup then) in 1979 (Forrest won 1 nil). In EUFA new rankings they are above Real Betis Real Sociedad Celta de Vigo AC Milan Everton Frankfurt Hoffenheim Hertha Berlin etc etc (not that that means shit on the pitch) https://www.uefa.com/memberassociations/uefarankings/club/#/yr/2019

His HG status is massive, if we don't get one of I am all in also need to look at the young ones too for future (especially if t-bans hit)

he would be MASSIVE in Sarriball, and I would love to fuck over Spuds Real supposedly have dropped interest

which is where we will be if these 4 window bans hit and we don't have our blue ducks in a row

sounds promising

me TOO!!!!! damn shame about Cook with that horrid injury, he was the one we should have purchased if we HAD to have an English CMF

have to agree he was an otherwordly type of shite

I can think of a new meaning for open and push when it comes to this shite

Fuck Knows is the CF for Middle Bollocks United in Boysack, Scotland.

We can appeal, if they find us guilty, and string it out till the bans starting in January 2020 or summer 2020 so we HAVE to do insane, massive business this summer been warning on this for ages

Basingstoke Bring in Chelsea Youngster Two footed defender on loan https://www.evostikleaguesouthern.co.uk/news/116425/Basingstoke-Bring-in-Chelsea-Youngster https://www.chelseafc.com/en/teams/academy/jack-wakely

Transfer predictor: Danny Drinkwater from Chelsea to Bournemouth gets an 8 https://sport360.com/article/football/transfer-news/316999/transfer-predictor-danny-drinkwater-from-chelsea-to-bournemouth-gets-an-8-carlos-soler-to-tottenham-is-a-6 DANNY DRINKWATER – CHELSEA TO BOURNEMOUTH Bournemouth are looking to sign central midfielder Drinkwater on a loan deal from Chelsea, according to the Daily Mail. Why it will happen: Drinkwater has barely featured for Chelsea at all this season and is in desperate need of some playing time. The 28-year-old Premier League winner will bring experience to Eddie Howe’s young side and the energetic Englishman could slot in perfectly at the heart of their midfield. Why it won’t happen: Drinkwater has also attracted interest from Fenerbahce, who recently signed Victor Moses on loan. Verdict: The former Leicester midfielder’s career has stalled at a time when he is in his prime. He needs to get back to playing football after making just 23 appearances since joining the Blues in 2017. The Cherries could use more quality in central midfield. Rating: 8/10

I am expecting absolute worst so anything else will be a bonus

Because CHO topic is so depressing