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ZIS IS BASICALLY A DONE DEAL.

"For those who believe in God, most of the big questions are answered. But for those of us who can't readily accept the God formula, the big answers don't remain stone-written. We adjust to new conditions and discoveries. We are pliable. Love need not be a command nor faith a dictum. I am my own god. We are here to unlearn the teachings of the church, state, and our educational system. We are here to drink beer. We are here to kill war. We are here to laugh at the odds and live our lives so well that Death will tremble to take us." — Charles Bukowski "That's the problem with drinking, I thought, as I poured myself a drink. If something bad happens you drink in an attempt to forget; if something good happens you drink in order to celebrate; and if nothing happens you drink to make something happen." — Charles Bukowski "If you're going to try, go all the way. Otherwise, don't even start. This could mean losing girlfriends, wives, relatives and maybe even your mind. It could mean not eating for three or four days. It could mean freezing on a park bench. It could mean jail. It could mean derision. It could mean mockery--isolation. Isolation is the gift. All the others are a test of your endurance, of how much you really want to do it. And, you'll do it, despite rejection and the worst odds. And it will be better than anything else you can imagine. If you're going to try, go all the way. There is no other feeling like that. You will be alone with the gods, and the nights will flame with fire. You will ride life straight to perfect laughter. It's the only good fight there is." — Charles Bukowski "There's nothing to mourn about death any more than there is to mourn about the growing of a flower. What is terrible is not death but the lives people live or don't live up until their death. They don't honor their own lives, they piss on their lives. They shit them away. Dumb fuckers. They concentrate too much on fucking, movies, money, family, fucking. Their minds are full of cotton. They swallow God without thinking, they swallow country without thinking. Soon they forget how to think, they let others think for them. Their brains are stuffed with cotton. They look ugly, they talk ugly, they walk ugly. Play them the great music of the centuries and they can't hear it. Most people's deaths are a sham. There's nothing left to die." — Charles Bukowski Yeah so Charles Bukowski has some great quotes haha.

Record defeats [edit]By competition Record League defeat – 0-8 (away v. Loughborough, Second Division, 12 December 1896)[27] NB Unusually, Arsenal were forced to play two matches on the same day on 12 December 1896; while the first team took on Loughborough in the League, the reserves played Leyton in the FA Cup. The irony is that the reserves won handsomely, 5-0 , whilst the seniors suffered Arsenal's record League defeat. Additionally, Arsenal lost 9-0 to Chelsea in a wartime London Combination match on 21 April 1916, but this is not counted as an official first-class match. Record FA Cup defeat – 0-6 (away v. Sunderland, 21 January 1893; home v. Derby County, 28 January 1899 and away v. West Ham United, 5 January 1946)[27] Record First Division defeat – 0-7, four times, all away (v. Blackburn Rovers, 2 October 1909; v. West Bromwich Albion, 14 October 1922; v. Newcastle United, 3 October 1925; v. West Ham United, 7 March 1927)[27] Record Premier League defeat – 2-8 (away v. Manchester United, 28 August 2011)[27] Record League Cup defeat – 0-5 (home v. Chelsea, 11 November 1998)[27] Record European defeat – 2-5 (home v. Spartak Moscow, UEFA Cup, 29 September 1982)[27], 0-3 (away v. Shakhtar Donetsk, Champions League, 7 Nov 2000), 1-4 (away v. Spartak Moscow,Champions League, 22 Nov 2000), 0-3 (home v. Inter Milan, Champions League, 17 September 2003) 1-4 (away v. Barcelona, Champions League, 6 April 2010)[32] Record defeat on aggregate – 1-6 (v. West Ham United, FA Cup Third Round, 1945-46) There you go! Doubt they've ever conceded 8 in a top flight game. We did batter them 9-0 though so we're still better than those bloody mancs. Oh and by the way people our biggest defeat ever? Record defeat – 1-8 v. Wolverhampton Wanderers, First Division, 26 September 1953. Oh dear Arsenal.

When will Arsene Wenger give it up and retire. Hate him.

He means that if that is a real offer then he would take it straight away.

Hope he has a work permit, probably do better than Torres at the moment! Haha.

Just shy of 10 years younger than my team of pensioners! With an average age of 31.55 years, really not looking forward to the day when they all retire because they are old farts.

Jesus, we're THREE fucking games into the season. Calm down on the whole OH MY GOD WE ARE SHIT AND UNITED AND CITY ARE AWESOME AND WE CAN'T AND WON'T WIN ANYTHING AND THEY WILL WIN EVERYTHING. Fair enough if it was 3 games to go in the season and not 3 games gone but come on have a bit of faith for fucks sake.

And I won 5-1, our attacking friendly has got our players in the mood for goals.

He said himself he's just in London to watch a few games because it's his weekend off.

Drogba 1 Gravity 0.

This won't happen. Pointless discussing it.

WELCOME. :cfc: I wonder if this boy fancies playing as a winger.

Big respect to eva carneiro! Not just a pretty face!

This pimpin' suit:

Should probably be Cech, but I don't really like Goalkeeper captains so I'd say either Ivanovic or Josh or Connor or Kane or Chalobah, but don't know if any of those will be established first teamers in time. Would like it to be someone we've brought through ideally.

What the fuck is wrong with some of the fucking people on this planet!? People on twitter laughing and taking the piss out of Drog. I know people don't want to see their rivals do well but anyone who wishes or revels in that kind of thing happening to another human being is a sick cunt. Sometimes I think people need to learn where to draw the line with football.

Great news about Drog! The ground is probably more hurt from him falling into it. BEAST!

RAMIRES!!!! Holy shit after the opposition gets tired he is like he's just come on, stamina of a king. Mata would be my vote but he didn't really play long enough.

OKAY PEOPLE SO IT WASN'T GREAT BUT WE WON. Plenty of positives to take from the game: 3 points, ramires played well, lampard wasn't that bad (yeah i said it you lampard haters), mata is AMAZING and looks like the answer to our creativity problem, Lukaku is like a fricken Drogba clone and his link up play was superb, EVEN ANELKA DID SOMETHING WELL -- HOLY SHIT (he's a good impact sub.). The biggest negative is Drogba's situation really hope he's okay and it's nothing too serious, did not look too good though. Fingers crossed for Drog. SO YES, it wasn't amazing but we won, so let's enjoy the positives for once! (I think mata's goal has put me in a good mood.)

He should've passed to Lukaku. He is amazing, hope he plays like that all season and we might be back in with a title shout.

http://www.firstrowsports.eu/watch/80662/1/watch-chelsea-vs-norwich-city.html Here's a good stream. They reckon 4-3-3 with Drogba on the right. Interesting.

Hmmmm hope it's not a repeat of Newcastle last year.

Anyone got a good replacement for myp2p.eu now that it's down?

From twitter: Gregory van der Wiel: “There’s no other club for me than Ajax." (article on Ajax website dated 24/08/11) He could just be going to London to visit London you all realise?