Randall

Man united 2-0 win, penalty and own goal.

I think he's just reasonably pointing out that Malouda and Kalou are fucking shite and not top of the premier league quality. Malouda maybe once upon a time was, Kalou has never and will never be.

ARE. YOU. FUCKING. SERIOUS? MARK HALSEY YOU FAT CUNT how did we not get one of those THREE clear cut penalties? And fucking Kalou and Malouda are absolute cack, kalou actually decreased the quality of our team whereas malouda just added fuck all to it. Bosingwa played well but there is no friggin way he should be starting above ivanovic, was he injured? he was on the bench. It was all pretty fucking useless, maybe mid-season i'm happy with a draw 0-0 with stoke away but not on first day of season and stoke didn't even play well we were just shit, no creativity all fucking shots from like 30 yards nothing in the box, Torres did well all the defence did well and cech, mikel played well, ramires was okay and lampard + malouda + kalou + anelka were SHIT. When is Lampard going to sort his shit out and start playing reasonably well again? I'm glad AVB said we need a winger and midfielder because if we don't get them we will be lucky to finsih in the top 4 with some of the smelly shits we've got floating around in our TOILET of a team. OH may i just add stoke are a fucking joke and the most hideous team in the history of football, their most technical player is rory delap and all his technique is in his fucking throw-ins.

Who gives a shit what Graham Souness thinks, he's an arsehole.

YES KALOU IS STARTING! PHEW. I was worried for a second. So glad Drogba isn't playing, would be stupid to play with one of our most physical players and probably our best asset in defence for heading against stoke, glad we have decided to go with Torres instead. But in all seirousness if it works I'm happy but if not the team selection is the first place I'm looking for a reason.

Doesn't come in until next season.

Yes we can afford both.

Okay so I stopped being lazy and listened to it and yeah it's a fucking good listen. Bruce Buck is actually quite funny too, who'd have thunk it.

This was my original thought when I posted when I said "lazy ones" I meant "those of us for whom english is not our first language". My English is still a bit rusty - it's nothing at all to do with me being lazy.

He is too perfect a signing for us to actually get. Get real people! We don't do sensible transfers these days.

1. The Champions : Chelsea (KTBFFH!) 2. Top 4 : Chelsea, Man united, Man City, Arsenal 3. Relegated : QPR, Wigan, Norwich 4. Signing of the season : Ashley Young 5. Surprise Manager sacking of the season : Roberto Mancini 6. Over-achieving team of the season : West Brom 7. Flop of the season (Team) : Liverpool 8. Flop of the season (Player) : Henderson (£20 million reaaaally?!)

Anyone want to paraphrase it for the lazy ones of us? Pretty please.

I love hilario. THERE I SAID IT. (I fucking hate Turnbull though).

Anyone thinking this will be an easy walk for us is kidding themselves, it's not pessimism it's realism, stoke are a good team and have a difficult style and are hard to beat at home.

"A matter of days if not hours" -- AVB, just saw a bit of his press conference on SS and that's what he said. Good times.

..................Turnbull Ferreria Bogarde Bramble Malouda ..................bosingwa ........ anelka..... benayoun ...kalou..........kalou...............kalou I know this is unrealistic but its my dream squad.

Martin Liptop is a vacuous sack of shit.

No.

The joke is lost on this one. Why can't they just announce it, chelsea are the cock-teases of transfer dealings.

See this is why I said not to get excited until its definitely done and dusted, nothing is ever easy with our transfers, something alwaaaays goes wrong.

I don't like how long it's all taking. I WANT LUKAKU NOW! haha. /throwing toys out of pram

LOL. Neeeevvvvvveeeeeeerrrrrrrrrr going to get close to even touching Zola.

Has he gone off?

An absolute king amongst men, my favourite chelsea player and he'll always be my favourite. Hope one day he'll come back to us in some capacity. :cfc: :cfc: :cfc: :cfc: :cfc:

If you think Drogba is not technically gifted then you have a severe mental retardation or you know nothing about football, it's ludicrous to suggest that drogba isn't technically gifted and I'd even go as far to say that he's one of our most technically gifted players. Anyway I'm a bit concerned that there's been no announcement.