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My name is Ben. I am 20. I am studying maths and philosophy at the university of Southampton, just about to go into my third year.

Ganso seems unlikely but if any player was going to be announced late it would be him as I imagine they'd want to do a pretty thorough medical before announcing him. Also are the Brazil squad in London right now? They are playing at craven cottage.

You're such a clown. It's done now so even if you don't like it you should just support it. Why don't you judge it at the end of the season? If he scores a hat trick in champions league final I don't think you'll hate him as much, and were you screaming about how much you hated the board when we signed Mata? MUG.

Also re all the people saying we're doomed and our season is over -- CALM THE FUCK DOWN. We're 3 games into the season you nutters.

Goals win games and he'll get goals.

I think he's got something to offer! He can get a goal too which we desperately need haha.

Apparently £40 million....

I hope it's like £6 million.

FOUR YEAR DEAL. OFFICIAL. Bleurgh, will have to do.

Anything under £15 mil is a good deal I think, sure he's not what we really need but he's a good option and I AVB knows his strengths and weaknesses.

By the way just because it's 11pm, this can still go through.

Nice to see Jonjo Shelvey having fun on transfer deadline day.

Wow this is depressing, even De Bruyne is off.

What Roman wants Roman gets! So if he really wants Modric we will get him.

Wouldn't put it past our board to do something that hideously stupid.

Will be so pissed of if this happens. Pretty much the worst transfer that could happen in my opinion.

Season long loan to Liverpool apparently.

Really fucking pissed off about these Sturridge to Liverpool rumours.

Yossi will go, De Bruyne will come in.

http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,12874_7140342,00.html

If it happens will be a loan, don't panic.

In the lower divisions, the only done deals are Manchester City's Ryan Bertrand to Bristol City. Really BBC? Fucking hell.

This is a boring deadline day so far.

Some French papers reckon Liverpool have first refusal on him from Joe Cole deal.