Iggy Doonican

I've mentioned it before but that New York Bulls shirt is bloody horrible. The bulls look like they've just been dragged out of an abattoir

Very true. Kalas only touched the ball about 20 times in the whole game. He was asked to do a job and he did it. What price ?. Everton are going to be asking ridiculous money for someone who at the moment is fulfilling his potential in an average team. There is a chasm of difference between playing centre half for Everton where there is less scrutiny and pressure week in week out. Playing for Chelsea with the media spotlight on you 24-7 is a totally different mindset. It just shows with all the terrible publicity John Terry has had it's never affected his game. John Stones is a good promising player is he a 40 million pound centre half ? no way.

If Everton dig there heels in (which they are) we would have to break the transfer fee for a British defender. I have my doubts it will happen and i don't think it's worth the risk. How much will Everton want 40 million? bollocks to that

Yes a 6ft 7 man Stephen Merchant and a 5ft man in the same bog as Ronnie Corbett said '' Just taking the edge off '' ha ha.

Do you watch Extras F.B.? i think that might be Moira Stuart !

This is an excellent piece 3.10 for what exactly Gideon Osbourne is doing to the economy. We'd be better off with fucking Ozzy Osbourne. https://youtu.be/wcy8uLjRHPM

Scott Sinclair as well.

True to a certain extent in cricket the captain lives and dies by his on field tactical decisions. In football the captain is more of a figurehead for the club as a whole.

Someone had a word in Delph's ear take your pick from agent, family or mates and said '' Your a twat if you turn this move down''. Which is true but why go through the ridiculous charade just a week previous. Benteke leaving might have had a bearing but it's his decision and ultimately he's the one who ends up looking ridiculous.

Nailed it excellent post.

No offence meant son, anyone who's first language is not English has my respect.

30 million for Stones is a ridiculous amount of money to spend. You might well be right about Kalas, but Stones playing well for Everton who struggled most of last season and playing for us and playing in the Champions League is a massive step up and i personally don't think it's worth the risk especially if we have to pay an extortionate fee.

No fair enough it just made me laugh.

You don't expect a lot from our young players but you want to start with Zouma and R.L.C?. As for Mourinho you want him to wear silk suits why? is he like Clark Kent when he's not wearing one?. You do know he stopped wearing that coat in your avatar because opposition fans where taking the piss out of it. But i must congratulate you on the most inappropriate use of any word i've ever seen hegemony ha ha.

Which is why i said for arguement's sake. I can see us only bringing in two more players i can't count Falcao who is the new Michael Owen. Owen who could have gone anywhere in Europe after leaving Real Madrid and chose fucking Newcastle, the same with Falcao who chose Monaco. Both have knackered knees and are content to sit on the bench for the right price.

Ok for arguement's sake lets say the Yokohama money is our transfer budget. To chuck most of it on a young player is complete folly especially as even with Kalas and Christensen on loan there's Zouma who looks really promising. Ivan can go back to centre half if needed and there's Cahill and Terry. If we are to do anything this season especially in Europe what we need is experienced players and we need a right winger badly SWP, Salah, Schurrle, Cuadrado, Mourinho seems to have a blind spot where wingers are concerned.

Having to pay a possible 30 million quid for someone who is promising is far to risky. Is he that superior to Kalas and Christensen i have my doubts.

So another couple of our promising youngsters are going to the Bermuda Triangle or as it's more commonly known Vitesse Arnhem.

Red Bus Rover what a laugh that used to be. I remember me and my mates going to the West End bit of nicking saw our first porno film in Soho and then showing our Red Bus Rover tickets on the way home ha ha. From men back to boys in an instant.

Was never entirely convinced about Ranieri. When Bates and Hutchinson appointed him no one in England never mind Chelsea fans had heard of him. Bought some good players Cech, Robben and did a good job getting us to fourth in 2003 as he only bought two players and one De Lucas was a free transfer (and was shit). But his legacy ultimately will be Monaco which is still raw even after all these years. Just an absolute nightmare in every department that night.

I can't see a picture of a bird like that being in a school !. Not even in St Trinians.

FROM VIZ.

Done 1741-1714. This is Chelsea- Spurs doesn't matter in what context so as Delia said '' Come on lets be having you''. It's a fucking good prize as well even though Carlsberg is weaker then nuns piss.

Eddie Izzard on Cats and Dogs https://youtu.be/lnBtd-dOnUQ